Get me OUT of here! Don't just stand there like a goon!

If you're confused then look at this list. Now you might be sitting here and wondering to yourself, why is Austin Powers! Oh, Behave! so high on this list? Well, that's because all of these games are bad! That's right, there are only roughly 30 good games on this list! And I didn't even play 3 of them! Oh bother! What a conundrum! Someone help me!

Kidnapped Girl
Kidnapped Girl
She wasn't even kidnapped but that's the least of her problems

201

Nothing Special
Nothing Special
This girl actually was kidnapped and shit her pants taking a shower

202

Case of the Mysterious Death of Keiko Haraeda
Case of the Mysterious Death of Keiko Haraeda
Bored! Let me play blorbos blingo instead!

203

Anonymous Agony
Anonymous Agony
Yarck! Narsty! Put me back in the kiln!

204

Garten of Banban 6
Garten of Banban 6
Euphoric brothers really are the nazis of video games

After playing the game at the bottom of this list, I'd like to make note of the fact that I was right. Please stand and clap for my intuition. 20$ bills will work fine, thank you

205

Boobs Saga
Boobs Saga
every type of phobic. not funny. not even capitalizing properly. im so sorry big bouncy booby babes oppai academy.

206

Introvert: A Teenager Simulator
Introvert: A Teenager Simulator
When I’m in an own the libs competition and my opponent is the euphoric brothers and their ironic school shooting game

207

27 Comments


1 year ago

Deadly Night was a stain on my family-friendly (mostly) shitty games track record

1 year ago

I mostly forgive you

1 year ago

I fucking hate the devil in me I wish we never played deadly night so you could slap that shit at the very bottom where it belongs

1 year ago

I mostly forgive you.

1 year ago

I was gonna say that I don't forgive YOU but then I saw the list. Thank u

1 year ago

why do you refer to me here as if I am some bodiless entity

1 year ago

You know why...

1 year ago

Please finish mr beans world i wanna go back.

1 year ago

Happy 69th game!

1 year ago

Purgatory is the perfect 69th game because that’s where I belong after playing the last 2 games and nothing special

1 year ago

we should of played dmmd for this occassion. Is there another funny sex number. 74?

1 year ago

@moschidae I'd like to refrain from answering.

1 year ago

Why is usagi so sad

1 year ago

@moschidae she was forced to play craftopia for 20 minutes

1 year ago

Craftopia wasnt that bad.... master spy however....

1 year ago

@moschidae you just don't understand the MASTERY of those SPIES

1 year ago

I care not for the elegance of the spies. Jobless is not crime.

1 year ago

@curse It was pretty neat, but I'm not good enough for it... Music was good though, surprised there was a pretty high profile name behind it. The goofy cutscenes were my positive take away, though.

1 year ago

@curse I might try it again sometime, but nay, I'm so poor right now that the 1.50 I spent on it is more valuable to me

1 year ago

I didnt understand why gollum was like that till i looked at their games just now and saw that thry made/published the suicide of Rachel foster and shooting stars.... smeagol just can not win...

1 year ago

@moschidae Smeagol fits right in

11 months ago

Happy 100 game. Do you feel altered.

11 months ago

Mort the chicken saved my life

10 months ago

Greyhill incident all alone on page 2

10 months ago

@moschidae not after tomorrow

10 months ago

Cho choo charler jumpscare......

9 months ago

Turkey burger.


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