Get me OUT of here! Don't just stand there like a goon!
If you're confused then look at this list. Now you might be sitting here and wondering to yourself, why is Austin Powers! Oh, Behave! so high on this list? Well, that's because all of these games are bad! That's right, there are only roughly 30 good games on this list! And I didn't even play 3 of them! Oh bother! What a conundrum! Someone help me!
207 Games
Better than the first game? 3D backgrounds look cool but I had no idea what the fuck to do and seemingly everything had to be done perfectly
Not even funny porn. Very gross porn. Very bad things. We do not claim this woman
Who is Bubsy??? This issnt the bubsy I thought it wats….. Love the paper towels though
SORRY NEWCOMER; YOU DIDNT SHORT THE STOCK ON SILTRONIC FAST ENOUGH; SASHAY AWAY pit stop guy Marcus
Couldn't see anything and I spent more time downloading the game than I did playing it
This is just like that one Flo milli song
493 days of banban
that's it? no opila bird?
that's it? no opila bird?
Marrying bigfoot was a total wash. Scam ass game, fake ass legs, stupid ass boobs
I don't even remember this
wasn't very kitty byut it was ;retty kart kind of lamea!
I just wanted to be “little orange”…
Mascot horror… good? Shove Kinito in my ass? Thoughts? Discuss?
Pretty good. Didn't feel random enough which for being so short seemed kind of weird and the ai went from being kinda bullshit to being really dumb but it’s a neat idea..
She got trapped in the triangke workd becqauawe she fell in love with a grocery store
Euphoric brothers really are the nazis of video games
After playing the game at the bottom of this list, I'd like to make note of the fact that I was right. Please stand and clap for my intuition. 20$ bills will work fine, thank you
After playing the game at the bottom of this list, I'd like to make note of the fact that I was right. Please stand and clap for my intuition. 20$ bills will work fine, thank you
bah fall sleep
bah fall down
I can't believe the ai would create racism in my casino!
bah fall down
I can't believe the ai would create racism in my casino!
Do better Japan
No apostrophe dumbass whore bitch fucking idiot
Pretty neat but unless they finish it it's not much of anything
Pretty funny. I miss grandma. She had the saggiest boobs I've ever seen. My dad is a bald guy? Kill yourself!
Bored! Let me play blorbos blingo instead!
I spotted a sadistic evil cult gatsps OMZ! I tak ean evil topless selfie to commemerare the moment cachink I left the flash on! Oh nozzz ;-; I escape to the highway, heals barely intact, to see everyone calling me a crazy freaked up psycho, at least I got my boba! SIP I never went back in a forest again because my boobs looked so bad in the pic it must have been cause of all the nature! I ❤️ New York!
Revenge for what? You don't need to get revenge with boobs THAT big!
Someone you know is gay.
Someone you know is "bi".
Someone you know is transgender.
Someone you know is A. V. Dossow.
Watch your back.
Someone you know is "bi".
Someone you know is transgender.
Someone you know is A. V. Dossow.
Watch your back.
I would have cleared this fucking game if it weren't for a my personal timer
Peeb is BACK and BETTER but who the fuck is this guy with no arms? And these DUCKS? What the fuck is going ON in this cubicle??
Based on network test
I guess this is maybe the best one of these? There aren't even that many really, what, Dead by Daylight? Dragon Ball The Breakers? Hate how reliant this game is on actual voice communication, family side at least. Seems very overly mechanical but I'm sure it'll be much better when it's actually done
I guess this is maybe the best one of these? There aren't even that many really, what, Dead by Daylight? Dragon Ball The Breakers? Hate how reliant this game is on actual voice communication, family side at least. Seems very overly mechanical but I'm sure it'll be much better when it's actually done
jumbo joch??. and opila bird??? mutant baby nbird???//. choo choo carl?!?!?!?!?! Squirty caarl!!!
The taboo trial was the friends I sexually assaulted along the way
Pretty neat with a couple boring games but it was pretty good overall for a completely free game
No comment.
I'm glad David Szymanski is doing well for himself, and maybe his brother will make another cool game sometime. Arlo too? Bazooga!
It was pretty decent for what it is. Jeff was at his finest for us in this one and I gotta sa- oh no he's coming oh oh oh oh oh oh oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bonk kachonk woooooosh I'm tired
Where was the sentiment? Stupidity isn't sentimental at all! If you've seen every horror anime ever and also really like watching porn then you might like this I guess. The pixel art does look pretty good though and I admittedly had a lot of fun with it's stupidity
Nabnab and banbaleena would have made this game better
I mean it's animal crossing but I can be a fucking princess.. Umm... Dababada?? Bagoobledoo????
It was almost good, until, well, you know...
This is NOT our world do not lump me in with you
I would have played this one regardless but it was a gift so it must be here... This game is amazing and captures the spirit of the first game perfectly. The theme of it being a post katamari damacy world where the video game was a thing and they're all fans now is really cute, and it's more game, so it's fun. Being able to play as the other cousins alone would have made it better than the first game, and the presents are a lot more fun. The new stuff is pretty weird though, doesn't sit right. The game existing for the reason it does is pretty depressing and makes sure I'll probably never play any of the games past this one but these first 2 games are 2 of the best games I've played.
So boring that I got to play basketball with a trash can and a coffee cup and that wasn't even enough to entertain me
Everyone knows that Smeagol is the most marketable middle earth character
Goated Precious even!
At first I felt like this could have come from a genuine place but it doesn't really seem like it did and it made me uncomfortable, another big loss for the Playdate
I was crawlin caves. Not a fan of the hole worms though,
The lower you've gotten on this list the less I have to say
Extremely short and pretty well put together experience. It´s really confusing to navigate but I can´t fault it too much for being like 10 minutes long
Never played doom so this is weird but it's pretty fun
What the lemon?
Medium bouncy booby babes? Literal bouncy booby babes?
Love love my fucking ass on your stupid ass face dumb bitch
Some ONEturn on the ac in this hospital! who put all these levers on the walls.... oh no...... the lions... they're coming......... ARRHHHHH NIOOO OH MY GOD
Quest for my ass on your fucking face dumbass cow bitch
It's solitaire. It's boobs. I don't know how to play solitaire.
I mean this game is literally just a scam but it also feels kinda weirdly racist where the fuck is Peppa when you need her! Oh yeah, she was splashing in a puddle with the dead queen of England! At least they put some effort into their scam I suppose
Mmmmanarmfmmmnanmnumnumnum becomes watermeloion and r ollls of f train
3d ?? Blue demon 3D>>? PURPLE demown.....
Deadly night IS a worse game than this is, but for being literally 10 times longer and an exhaustive waste of time it’s easily the most emotionally damaging of all of these thus far
EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...
EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...
Pretty fun!! Short game, some of the levels really overstayed but it’s hard to criticize the fact considering there are so few and the game comes out to a few hours either way.
Ticked off the racism box but I didn't even get to see the homophobia!
Live sleep tally: 1. Not even the homphobia was good enough!
Live sleep tally: 1. Not even the homphobia was good enough!
Not my Jimmy
All of the narrative about grief and loss seems really genuine and I'm sure it is considering all things, but all the weird fake romance stuff kinda made it feel off to me. still neat
This game is like a big shit cupcake, it looks like chocolate but it’s just shit. Very nice pixel art, and the skeleton of the combat in this game is put together well for the most part I guess but nothing blends into each other well enough. Healing is done badly, special attacks use the same resource as healing when they really should have just been subweapons, aerial combat is awful, every enemy has too much health, it goes on. This game could have been a lot better with a few simple changes. Also with the enemies being as annoying to fight as they are, they should not be spawning in randomly, or during boss fights for that matter. There are way too many pointless systems as well, tainted mirrors? Doppelgängers? My mirror is going to be tainted from looking into it after playing this game. It’s not awful, I enjoyed it somewhat, but it’s definitely not good.
I feel like a grandmother looking at my great grandchildren. I can't fucking remember who these people even are I'm so oooold
This is not mythbusters.
NOT an accurate representation of Hell, MI. As someone who has been there 10's of times in my life. Hell Michigan is creepy as hell, the last time I was there you drive past a creepy carnivalesque sign to see like 6 disheveled houses with some octogenarian people withering on their porches, and then a gas station down the street. Would be more interested in going if it were like this.
Boring! Don’t feel like molesting women to the fucked up broken beat !
As much as I love dinking and getting alll the fucking doinks I’m gonna have to put Dinkum below stardew valley for now because that summer sun update wasn’t very summer or sunny
Only slightly better than the devil in me, and yet just as homophobic
Looks pretty cute and is fine but I hated hearing their voices and she doesn't even have real boobs??? What was even the point
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-15 femininity
-15 femininity
She didn’t tell me to play this but she told me to put it on here cause I played it with her. It's an OK Yomawari game. It leaves too many questions unanswered in it's weird open ended story, some segments and mechanics in this game are just kind of infuriating in a way I don't care to describe, but it's still just as emotional, atmospheric and charming as at least the second game. I want to love it but it gets dragged down too much I think.
Deceptively interactive hentai tile puzzle, but they only have 2 outfits :( that girl was too glooped up on her mcdonalds shift
Horror game asks too many questions and answers none of it's questions
This game is really interesting, even if I was too stupid to really understand it myself. Everything about it, the visuals, the ambience, the cutscenes which you don't see many of but damn they're done SO well. Everything about this game just feels... Uncanny. The AI faces, the way they emote and move, controlling your own expressions... Reminds me of autism! Getting the different endings is annoying though, all the small nuances that change in what is usually otherwise the same thing you've done before, if I didn't have someone telling me what to do for the alternate ones I never would have found some of them without looking it up. Maybe it's just because I can't understand emotions though... Oh well I still don't really know who Lila is though
Mazm may I have some’mowr
Rom hacks are cool and all but this ran like shit and I couldn't figure out what to do
I played this pretty much by myself and Morris literally didn't pay attention to any of it because she was texting the whole time and she probably doesn't even remember me playing this and it's just going to stay that way forever
What the tomato?
Better than my Mom
The most fun I've probably ever had playing a collection of mini games besides Pokémon Stadium
That's so fucking rude
I REMEMBERED
I REMEMBERED
Michael noooo oh nverminde
whpopoooooah how did you get down here sir. SIR
This girl actually was kidnapped and shit her pants taking a shower
Got bored after 5 minutes. Pretty soon I'll finally get a sleep counter...
God what a fucking cunt
Really disappointed with this one. The boobs never even bounced once, and every chapter ends on a cliff hanger? My fake sun tanned class president would never leave me hanging like this. And the writing? I mean, how does a water heater explode at the exact same time that an unlocked door conveniently gets stuck shut? Is this some kind of pedophile magic? Gonna be honest, it's a 2/10 from me. Maybe the oppai academy will bring more to the table next semester.
My cat could have done this
Weird stupid 12 year old girl with her sweater off her shoulder wanna be ass witches house shit
I wish I got to actually play this for myself but it was still a great experience and I wubiht:}
They didn't even give him his oxygen tank how the fuck can he breath in there
Porn game… gonna cry
Management games are fun so shamefully I had fun playing this except every time someone made me do sex stuff in it then I got sad
Management games are fun so shamefully I had fun playing this except every time someone made me do sex stuff in it then I got sad
Honestly your ex girlfriend seemed a lot more interesting I would have just tried to please her, but you let her slip on the floor and die. Shame
They came at the worst time, and they didn't even help. Their tattooed boobs and giant pussies didn't help me at all. And worst of all, I got squirted. And I didn't even have fun!
When is blorbos bongo coming out
He didn't really seem like he needed it. I think he might have a problem...
6 years in the making, erm, more like 60 years in the making! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
When I’m in an own the libs competition and my opponent is the euphoric brothers and their ironic school shooting game
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I mostly forgive you
I fucking hate the devil in me I wish we never played deadly night so you could slap that shit at the very bottom where it belongs
I mostly forgive you.
I was gonna say that I don't forgive YOU but then I saw the list. Thank u
why do you refer to me here as if I am some bodiless entity
You know why...
Please finish mr beans world i wanna go back.
Happy 69th game!
Purgatory is the perfect 69th game because that’s where I belong after playing the last 2 games and nothing special
we should of played dmmd for this occassion. Is there another funny sex number. 74?
@moschidae I'd like to refrain from answering.
Why is usagi so sad
@moschidae she was forced to play craftopia for 20 minutes
Craftopia wasnt that bad.... master spy however....
@moschidae you just don't understand the MASTERY of those SPIES
I care not for the elegance of the spies. Jobless is not crime.
I didnt understand why gollum was like that till i looked at their games just now and saw that thry made/published the suicide of Rachel foster and shooting stars.... smeagol just can not win...
@moschidae Smeagol fits right in
Happy 100 game. Do you feel altered.
Mort the chicken saved my life
Greyhill incident all alone on page 2
@moschidae not after tomorrow
Cho choo charler jumpscare......
Turkey burger.
moschidae
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