Get me OUT of here! Don't just stand there like a goon!
If you're confused then look at this list. Now you might be sitting here and wondering to yourself, why is Austin Powers! Oh, Behave! so high on this list? Well, that's because all of these games are bad! That's right, there are only roughly 30 good games on this list! And I didn't even play 3 of them! Oh bother! What a conundrum! Someone help me!
203 Games
I've already played a shit ton of this game but we played it again together so I'll put it here anyways. I should be able to get these women DIVORCED from their shitty deadbeat husbands and give them better lives. I will be Pelican Town's token home wrecker. I'd make a lot of small changes to this game but I would probably say it is the best of these farming games despite my own feelings that differ from that statement I will not explain that any futher
I wish I got to actually play this for myself but it was still a great experience and I wubiht:}
Mr. Bean's wacky world is just better and I think you're probably racist if you don't agree ummmmm YEA I said it I said what we were all thinking
Pretty good. Didn't feel random enough which for being so short seemed kind of weird and the ai went from being kinda bullshit to being really dumb but it’s a neat idea..
Only slightly better than the devil in me, and yet just as homophobic
This game is still really good and I don't fully get the hate. Big top turnabout was a little weird sure but it really wasn't BAD, the first case was worse but even that one wasn't bad. Second and (especially) final case sell this game so well that it doesn't really matter, but the first game is still better.
I would have played this one regardless but it was a gift so it must be here... This game is amazing and captures the spirit of the first game perfectly. The theme of it being a post katamari damacy world where the video game was a thing and they're all fans now is really cute, and it's more game, so it's fun. Being able to play as the other cousins alone would have made it better than the first game, and the presents are a lot more fun. The new stuff is pretty weird though, doesn't sit right. The game existing for the reason it does is pretty depressing and makes sure I'll probably never play any of the games past this one but these first 2 games are 2 of the best games I've played.
Never played doom so this is weird but it's pretty fun
I played this game! I really really did! Please don't notice me!
I've never cared about Kirby that much aside from a couple specific games and this game never did anything for me any time I tried to get through it, but I think this game...
Do better Japan
This game is really interesting, even if I was too stupid to really understand it myself. Everything about it, the visuals, the ambience, the cutscenes which you don't see many of but damn they're done SO well. Everything about this game just feels... Uncanny. The AI faces, the way they emote and move, controlling your own expressions... Reminds me of autism! Getting the different endings is annoying though, all the small nuances that change in what is usually otherwise the same thing you've done before, if I didn't have someone telling me what to do for the alternate ones I never would have found some of them without looking it up. Maybe it's just because I can't understand emotions though... Oh well I still don't really know who Lila is though
Mascot horror… good? Shove Kinito in my ass? Thoughts? Discuss?
Based on network test
I guess this is maybe the best one of these? There aren't even that many really, what, Dead by Daylight? Dragon Ball The Breakers? Hate how reliant this game is on actual voice communication, family side at least. Seems very overly mechanical but I'm sure it'll be much better when it's actually done
I guess this is maybe the best one of these? There aren't even that many really, what, Dead by Daylight? Dragon Ball The Breakers? Hate how reliant this game is on actual voice communication, family side at least. Seems very overly mechanical but I'm sure it'll be much better when it's actually done
Pretty fun!! Short game, some of the levels really overstayed but it’s hard to criticize the fact considering there are so few and the game comes out to a few hours either way.
493 days of banban
that's it? no opila bird?
that's it? no opila bird?
Peeb is BACK and BETTER but who the fuck is this guy with no arms? And these DUCKS? What the fuck is going ON in this cubicle??
So boring that I got to play basketball with a trash can and a coffee cup and that wasn't even enough to entertain me
Horror game asks too many questions and answers none of it's questions
The biggest facade was how long it takes to start the fucking game
Deadly night IS a worse game than this is, but for being literally 10 times longer and an exhaustive waste of time it’s easily the most emotionally damaging of all of these thus far
EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...
EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...
I'm glad David Szymanski is doing well for himself, and maybe his brother will make another cool game sometime. Arlo too? Bazooga!
Everyone knows that Smeagol is the most marketable middle earth character
I like vocaloid music a moderate amount, this would be a lot more fun if my adhd and my poor vision didn’t work together to make it literally impossible to see half the shit happening on screen. It’s good probably I’ve never played a rhythm game that wasn't theatrhythm or rhythm heaven so idk for sure
Euphoric brothers really are the nazis of video games
After playing the game at the bottom of this list, I'd like to make note of the fact that I was right. Please stand and clap for my intuition. 20$ bills will work fine, thank you
After playing the game at the bottom of this list, I'd like to make note of the fact that I was right. Please stand and clap for my intuition. 20$ bills will work fine, thank you
The combat in this game was actually alright, well it wasn't great but it was much better than expected. Then I started kicking a little guy into wood chippers and cremation furnaces and calling him ugly
This wasn't actually too bad but the charm of watching my funny ghosts haunt this frat house filled with corpses and not actually doing anything myself wore off fast
This game is like a big shit cupcake, it looks like chocolate but it’s just shit. Very nice pixel art, and the skeleton of the combat in this game is put together well for the most part I guess but nothing blends into each other well enough. Healing is done badly, special attacks use the same resource as healing when they really should have just been subweapons, aerial combat is awful, every enemy has too much health, it goes on. This game could have been a lot better with a few simple changes. Also with the enemies being as annoying to fight as they are, they should not be spawning in randomly, or during boss fights for that matter. There are way too many pointless systems as well, tainted mirrors? Doppelgängers? My mirror is going to be tainted from looking into it after playing this game. It’s not awful, I enjoyed it somewhat, but it’s definitely not good.
She got trapped in the triangke workd becqauawe she fell in love with a grocery store
Ticked off the racism box but I didn't even get to see the homophobia!
Live sleep tally: 1. Not even the homphobia was good enough!
Live sleep tally: 1. Not even the homphobia was good enough!
You fucking FROG. You’re wearing CLOTHES. You. Are. A frog. You are not a prince. You are NOT an adventurous spirit. You are a frog. Take those fucking shorts off and go back to jumping across the street. NO sky Egypt and NO more elements or you are GROUNDED.
Yarck! Narsty! Put me back in the kiln!
Mary I know your ass was not dreaming about this please do better
I spotted a sadistic evil cult gatsps OMZ! I tak ean evil topless selfie to commemerare the moment cachink I left the flash on! Oh nozzz ;-; I escape to the highway, heals barely intact, to see everyone calling me a crazy freaked up psycho, at least I got my boba! SIP I never went back in a forest again because my boobs looked so bad in the pic it must have been cause of all the nature! I ❤️ New York!
Animal death
no
also suck?
yes
no
also suck?
yes
Pretty neat with a couple boring games but it was pretty good overall for a completely free game
This was pretty lame doki doki literature club ass game was cute at first then was ugly like child I'm eating aa pasty
It's a thing, but it's not THE thing.
doggy... none of your silly games are going to be better than this give up
EDIT: I have made a severe lapse in judgement
EDIT: I have made a severe lapse in judgement
Boring! Don’t feel like molesting women to the fucked up broken beat !
This game somehow isn’t even that bad but it froze and I lost all my progress. To be continued another day…
Goated Precious even!
I feel like a grandmother looking at my great grandchildren. I can't fucking remember who these people even are I'm so oooold
Fell asleep counter: I don’t even know anymore. There were no statues. No creaturws. Just a guy running around in the woods with overripe bananas.not even any oven to make a bread with. Yaaaaaawn
That's so fucking rude
I REMEMBERED
I REMEMBERED
Quality is definitely better over the first one but the games are actually significantly less entertaining to me, also way longer
jumbo joch??. and opila bird??? mutant baby nbird???//. choo choo carl?!?!?!?!?! Squirty caarl!!!
I never really got into these RPG maker games as a kid, so this being the first one I got into was... A little hard. Bro's really did have Silent Hill 2 at home... Maybe a little too derivative, and definitely overstays it's welcome slightly, but it has a good place in history. Also minus points for not understanding how literally ANY diseases work.
Punch grab get punched get grabbed get thrown on ground get get up get grabbed again get hit with bottle get up get punched get grabbed I've never seen the sopranos
When is blorbos bongo coming out
If you love Magical Drop and big bouncy booby babes then this is the game for you!
Bored! Let me play blorbos blingo instead!
That's right guys, if you cum you die.
Honestly your ex girlfriend seemed a lot more interesting I would have just tried to please her, but you let her slip on the floor and die. Shame
Better than the first game? 3D backgrounds look cool but I had no idea what the fuck to do and seemingly everything had to be done perfectly
This girl actually was kidnapped and shit her pants taking a shower
My cat could have done this
oh no… I fucking wiped it…. Jesus Christ….
SORRY NEWCOMER; YOU DIDNT SHORT THE STOCK ON SILTRONIC FAST ENOUGH; SASHAY AWAY pit stop guy Marcus
Referencing Stanislaw Lem and Tarkovsky in one sentence and clearly trying to write your arthouse fic like they write their stories is a demerit
EDIT: I realize now that he was probably referencing the movie and NOT the book but it was still DUMB
EDIT: I realize now that he was probably referencing the movie and NOT the book but it was still DUMB
Honestly this game is kinda fun actually if someone would mod this game to get rid of the stereotypical native americans then it'd be good
If Steve Buscemi was in this game
It made me frustrated and and I hated it! Fail!
A game all about running to the junkyard and winning the slop buckets, you'll find all the shitty knock off flash games you need in this, like Carnival Games but without the meat. And unlike the other much better Barnyard game, no squirting either. I spent the better portion of an hour beating this game all because of Cowtapult and Shufflepuck, the worst experiences I've had in my recent life. The car games are pretty fun, more competent than anything else it provides. Pig getting really emotional and crying on the edge of his seat for me constantly was my one driving motivation for beating this game.
I know no one can be as excited about the Slop Bucket Challenge as I am, but I made a sacrifice for the greater good of our generation, any proof that exists that I am the only person that has beaten this game besides the person beneath me is not true. Kevin James would be so proud of me, I love you so much Kevin Paul Blart was so funny please get back to me soon.
I know no one can be as excited about the Slop Bucket Challenge as I am, but I made a sacrifice for the greater good of our generation, any proof that exists that I am the only person that has beaten this game besides the person beneath me is not true. Kevin James would be so proud of me, I love you so much Kevin Paul Blart was so funny please get back to me soon.
Weird stupid 12 year old girl with her sweater off her shoulder wanna be ass witches house shit
The taboo trial was the friends I sexually assaulted along the way
Dreading playing any of these again! Some of them were funny but overall none of these were really “good” at all
When I picked up the robin it looked like it was dead and it made me upset
...
I mean it's animal crossing but I can be a fucking princess.. Umm... Dababada?? Bagoobledoo????
I mean this game is literally just a scam but it also feels kinda weirdly racist where the fuck is Peppa when you need her! Oh yeah, she was splashing in a puddle with the dead queen of England! At least they put some effort into their scam I suppose
This is the first good game I have played in months dear lord please put my soul to rest
Beat doctor evil's ass in domination so pretty good I guess. No Mini Me though...
Would have been better if I could use a dance pad. I'll go into the other chipmunk games with a more open mind. Update, I will never be going into the other chipmunk games. Better with a dance pad? Stupid bitch
Revenge for what? You don't need to get revenge with boobs THAT big!
I would have cleared this fucking game if it weren't for a my personal timer
Pretty neat but unless they finish it it's not much of anything
Is what I would have loved to do while I played this
Really didn't wanna do this one but her feet AND her hands were so fucking small. God bless.
The lower you've gotten on this list the less I have to say
Really disappointed with this one. The boobs never even bounced once, and every chapter ends on a cliff hanger? My fake sun tanned class president would never leave me hanging like this. And the writing? I mean, how does a water heater explode at the exact same time that an unlocked door conveniently gets stuck shut? Is this some kind of pedophile magic? Gonna be honest, it's a 2/10 from me. Maybe the oppai academy will bring more to the table next semester.
Some ONEturn on the ac in this hospital! who put all these levers on the walls.... oh no...... the lions... they're coming......... ARRHHHHH NIOOO OH MY GOD
What were they thinking? Releasing this pooped up squack? 70 dollars? More like 70 showers I'll have to take to help clear the stress that this caused me
What the fuck?
For the 4 hours I played this game for, I didn’t get to pet my cat, I didn’t take my medication, I didn't get to draw anything, and I can't blame anyone but myself for it. Except you, you know who you are. And you know what? Thank you Frogger. In all of my 4 hours I spent playing this game I realized how much I’ve missed out on by spite playing this game. I could comment on the gross frog man that he is with his disgusting khaki shorts, but why?
"He who is not bold enough to be stared at from the abyss, is not bold enough to stare into it himself. " - The Magical General of Light and Industry. You know what? I've been too hard on you Frogger. After seeing some of these games, I realize that Frogger was here to make the world a better place. I didn't listen to his pleas, I gave him half a star without even thinking. You know what Frogger? You're a 2 star AT BEST.
"He who is not bold enough to be stared at from the abyss, is not bold enough to stare into it himself. " - The Magical General of Light and Industry. You know what? I've been too hard on you Frogger. After seeing some of these games, I realize that Frogger was here to make the world a better place. I didn't listen to his pleas, I gave him half a star without even thinking. You know what Frogger? You're a 2 star AT BEST.
What the fuck?
Michael noooo oh nverminde
Day 15 give it up for day 15 woooooo haha lol like woah. Wherewold??? haha hah wooo
Subway surfers rip off made by abusive parents but I get to be MEXICAN. RYAN.
Hello Kitty SERVING it on the rink
One of these was actually alright and the other was fucking terrible but I have no clue which is which
Quest for my ass on your fucking face dumbass cow bitch
Boring. Boring. Boring. Where was the strong sexual content? Where were the F cups? The only F was this GAME. WHAT were they THIIIIINKIIIING?
I don't even remember this
Monkey madness! Oh my glorp! Da chonky bujnnyuso snoinky....,,!!!!<,.!<,>!!
I beaned it so fucking hard I got the 2x super bean offhhhhhhhghhgh fuck yeaa
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I mostly forgive you
I fucking hate the devil in me I wish we never played deadly night so you could slap that shit at the very bottom where it belongs
I mostly forgive you.
I was gonna say that I don't forgive YOU but then I saw the list. Thank u
why do you refer to me here as if I am some bodiless entity
You know why...
Please finish mr beans world i wanna go back.
Happy 69th game!
Purgatory is the perfect 69th game because that’s where I belong after playing the last 2 games and nothing special
we should of played dmmd for this occassion. Is there another funny sex number. 74?
@moschidae I'd like to refrain from answering.
Why is usagi so sad
@moschidae she was forced to play craftopia for 20 minutes
Craftopia wasnt that bad.... master spy however....
@moschidae you just don't understand the MASTERY of those SPIES
I care not for the elegance of the spies. Jobless is not crime.
I didnt understand why gollum was like that till i looked at their games just now and saw that thry made/published the suicide of Rachel foster and shooting stars.... smeagol just can not win...
@moschidae Smeagol fits right in
Happy 100 game. Do you feel altered.
Mort the chicken saved my life
Greyhill incident all alone on page 2
@moschidae not after tomorrow
Cho choo charler jumpscare......
Turkey burger.
moschidae
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