Get me OUT of here! Don't just stand there like a goon!
If you're confused then look at this list. Now you might be sitting here and wondering to yourself, why is Austin Powers! Oh, Behave! so high on this list? Well, that's because all of these games are bad! That's right, there are only roughly 30 good games on this list! And I didn't even play 3 of them! Oh bother! What a conundrum! Someone help me!
207 Games
SORRY NEWCOMER; YOU DIDNT SHORT THE STOCK ON SILTRONIC FAST ENOUGH; SASHAY AWAY pit stop guy Marcus
I would have cleared this fucking game if it weren't for a my personal timer
Beat doctor evil's ass in domination so pretty good I guess. No Mini Me though...
Boring. Boring. Boring. Where was the strong sexual content? Where were the F cups? The only F was this GAME. WHAT were they THIIIIINKIIIING?
Who is Bubsy??? This issnt the bubsy I thought it wats….. Love the paper towels though
What happened to your sauce sir? This wasn't nearly saucy enough sire
I played this on neither of our birthdays
I just wanted to be “little orange”…
This girl actually was kidnapped and shit her pants taking a shower
Extremely short and pretty well put together experience. It´s really confusing to navigate but I can´t fault it too much for being like 10 minutes long
Dr. JEKYLL NOOOOOO DON'T DRINK DON'T DRINK THE SALT POTION YOU'RE SO SEXYYYYY
This game is so charming it oozes style (ew) and charm (yay) actually will love to see what these people do in the future
This game is so charming it oozes style (ew) and charm (yay) actually will love to see what these people do in the future
Everyone knows that Smeagol is the most marketable middle earth character
This wasn't actually too bad but the charm of watching my funny ghosts haunt this frat house filled with corpses and not actually doing anything myself wore off fast
doggy... none of your silly games are going to be better than this give up
EDIT: I have made a severe lapse in judgement
EDIT: I have made a severe lapse in judgement
Better than the first game? 3D backgrounds look cool but I had no idea what the fuck to do and seemingly everything had to be done perfectly
All of the narrative about grief and loss seems really genuine and I'm sure it is considering all things, but all the weird fake romance stuff kinda made it feel off to me. still neat
Boring! Don’t feel like molesting women to the fucked up broken beat !
Not my Jimmy
Better than my Mom
Genuinely do not have anything to say, stay in school, love thy neighbor, God bless you all, and goodnight.
Got bored after 5 minutes. Pretty soon I'll finally get a sleep counter...
Dreading playing any of these again! Some of them were funny but overall none of these were really “good” at all
whpopoooooah how did you get down here sir. SIR
She wasn't even kidnapped but that's the least of her problems
As much as I love dinking and getting alll the fucking doinks I’m gonna have to put Dinkum below stardew valley for now because that summer sun update wasn’t very summer or sunny
Is what I would have loved to do while I played this
He wasn't actually a bear and the game doesn't even fucking work. Is he supposed to be gay?
For the 4 hours I played this game for, I didn’t get to pet my cat, I didn’t take my medication, I didn't get to draw anything, and I can't blame anyone but myself for it. Except you, you know who you are. And you know what? Thank you Frogger. In all of my 4 hours I spent playing this game I realized how much I’ve missed out on by spite playing this game. I could comment on the gross frog man that he is with his disgusting khaki shorts, but why?
"He who is not bold enough to be stared at from the abyss, is not bold enough to stare into it himself. " - The Magical General of Light and Industry. You know what? I've been too hard on you Frogger. After seeing some of these games, I realize that Frogger was here to make the world a better place. I didn't listen to his pleas, I gave him half a star without even thinking. You know what Frogger? You're a 2 star AT BEST.
"He who is not bold enough to be stared at from the abyss, is not bold enough to stare into it himself. " - The Magical General of Light and Industry. You know what? I've been too hard on you Frogger. After seeing some of these games, I realize that Frogger was here to make the world a better place. I didn't listen to his pleas, I gave him half a star without even thinking. You know what Frogger? You're a 2 star AT BEST.
Deceptively interactive hentai tile puzzle, but they only have 2 outfits :( that girl was too glooped up on her mcdonalds shift
womp womp
Porn game… gonna cry
Management games are fun so shamefully I had fun playing this except every time someone made me do sex stuff in it then I got sad
Management games are fun so shamefully I had fun playing this except every time someone made me do sex stuff in it then I got sad
The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11,[d] were four coordinated Islamist suicide terrorist attacks carried out by al-Qaeda against the United States in 2001. That morning, 19 terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners scheduled to travel from the New England and Mid-Atlantic regions of the East Coast to California
-15 femininity
-15 femininity
Very neat game. For what it does and for the generation of this niche of games it's a very neat experience. Just a quick little project someone put together that's pretty well done :]
What the fuck?
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God what a fucking cunt
So fucking silly would be a good time if it fucking worked, I was so fucking pretty in this one though
My cat could have done this
Want to see more… will probably see more..
What the tomato?
You've gotta be kidding me... I'm on fire.
YEEEEESSS YES FUCK FUCKING YES
Gordon Ramsey is actually [Slur redacted]
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its okay needed to get hit here for the hall monitor skip next up we’re gonna be getting blind play through world record yea h I don’t think anyone has actually gotten the presents in this stage faster than I have can I submit my time without a video
Actually a pretty fun, short game. A lot of care for a random goosebumps game with Jack Black also, shame I got soft locked at the end :(
This game is probably FINE honestly but my game must have been fucked up because not a single fucking sound this game produced was synced properly at all and it sounded like a fucking nightmare, also rhythm game score doesn't go higher than great? Not good for my self esteem. Much love to Jennifer, she's just like me...
⬇️⬇️I'M WITH STUPID⬇️⬇️
I don't remember which one was below this before
I don't remember which one was below this before
I spotted a sadistic evil cult gatsps OMZ! I tak ean evil topless selfie to commemerare the moment cachink I left the flash on! Oh nozzz ;-; I escape to the highway, heals barely intact, to see everyone calling me a crazy freaked up psycho, at least I got my boba! SIP I never went back in a forest again because my boobs looked so bad in the pic it must have been cause of all the nature! I ❤️ New York!
Surprisingly competent for a licensed game but still the quality you'd expect, was having enough fun with it until they said I had to 100% every level in the first world to keep playing and then I stopped.
Congratulation! You have escaped slendriner:3
Literally go outside and blow bubbles
I was in fact not standing most of the time
Some ONEturn on the ac in this hospital! who put all these levers on the walls.... oh no...... the lions... they're coming......... ARRHHHHH NIOOO OH MY GOD
3d ?? Blue demon 3D>>? PURPLE demown.....
They came at the worst time, and they didn't even help. Their tattooed boobs and giant pussies didn't help me at all. And worst of all, I got squirted. And I didn't even have fun!
This is not mythbusters.
Marrying bigfoot was a total wash. Scam ass game, fake ass legs, stupid ass boobs
Santar… omg Santa you so silly.. nopbow powers activate RRAHHH
Love love my fucking ass on your stupid ass face dumb bitch
Dude offered me 10 grand to literally save the entire world and then I find out he's French. Quelle prude!
You will never be a creepypasta.
One of these was actually alright and the other was fucking terrible but I have no clue which is which
When I picked up the robin it looked like it was dead and it made me upset
Would have been better if I could use a dance pad. I'll go into the other chipmunk games with a more open mind. Update, I will never be going into the other chipmunk games. Better with a dance pad? Stupid bitch
It made me frustrated and and I hated it! Fail!
What the fuck?
6 years in the making, erm, more like 60 years in the making! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Goated Precious even!
Made some spooky noises for like 1 minute but unlike nsfw solitaire there were NO big booby ace of spades
It was almost good, until, well, you know...
Michael noooo oh nverminde
Referencing Stanislaw Lem and Tarkovsky in one sentence and clearly trying to write your arthouse fic like they write their stories is a demerit
EDIT: I realize now that he was probably referencing the movie and NOT the book but it was still DUMB
EDIT: I realize now that he was probably referencing the movie and NOT the book but it was still DUMB
She didn’t tell me to play this but she told me to put it on here cause I played it with her. It's an OK Yomawari game. It leaves too many questions unanswered in it's weird open ended story, some segments and mechanics in this game are just kind of infuriating in a way I don't care to describe, but it's still just as emotional, atmospheric and charming as at least the second game. I want to love it but it gets dragged down too much I think.
I don't know what I expected from this but this game was actually pretty cool minus the alone in the dark 3 ass platforming and dumb boob spider
Bored! Let me play blorbos blingo instead!
Where was the sentiment? Stupidity isn't sentimental at all! If you've seen every horror anime ever and also really like watching porn then you might like this I guess. The pixel art does look pretty good though and I admittedly had a lot of fun with it's stupidity
Not even funny porn. Very gross porn. Very bad things. We do not claim this woman
I mean this game is literally just a scam but it also feels kinda weirdly racist where the fuck is Peppa when you need her! Oh yeah, she was splashing in a puddle with the dead queen of England! At least they put some effort into their scam I suppose
Monkey madness! Oh my glorp! Da chonky bujnnyuso snoinky....,,!!!!<,.!<,>!!
You know, I don't think I'm the target demographic for this game (complimentary)
Mort would definitely be sturdy I think
Weird stupid 12 year old girl with her sweater off her shoulder wanna be ass witches house shit
That's so fucking rude
I REMEMBERED
I REMEMBERED
Subway surfers rip off made by abusive parents but I get to be MEXICAN. RYAN.
Really didn't wanna do this one but her feet AND her hands were so fucking small. God bless.
It may not have had strong or courageous women, but at least it had shaolin kung-fu that was so good it made everyone explode themselves. the Suda52 cinematic universe comes to a close, but it will not be forgotten.
That's right guys, if you cum you die.
Sorry someone stole your idea but can someone tell me if I was playing as Justin? Who was E ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️? Morris sleeper agent game
These old horror games are some of my favorite games to go through, but this was really exhausting. Running around doing dumb puzzles while some guy chases you with a bat for SOME reason, and you can't break him off either so you just ruuuuun and ruuuuuuuuun and ruuuuuuuuuuuuun until he just fucks off somewhere. The last section of this game being one of the worst things I've ever played didn't help either. Also the final section of the second chapter was really bad too. Everything after the first chapter was pretty bad actually. Custom skins were cool though. Maybe the remake is better?
Really disappointed with this one. The boobs never even bounced once, and every chapter ends on a cliff hanger? My fake sun tanned class president would never leave me hanging like this. And the writing? I mean, how does a water heater explode at the exact same time that an unlocked door conveniently gets stuck shut? Is this some kind of pedophile magic? Gonna be honest, it's a 2/10 from me. Maybe the oppai academy will bring more to the table next semester.
Watch the ao oni movie instead
What the fuck?
When is blorbos bongo coming out
Idk how this was so high up Arthur and his reverse pedo ass Arthur and his pedo girlfriend ass Arthur and his 38 year old creator married a 16 year old ass. Still not a terrible game though tbf
artur...
artur...
This was pretty lame doki doki literature club ass game was cute at first then was ugly like child I'm eating aa pasty
Day 15 give it up for day 15 woooooo haha lol like woah. Wherewold??? haha hah wooo
The lower you've gotten on this list the less I have to say
The most fun I've probably ever had playing a collection of mini games besides Pokémon Stadium
This is the first good game I have played in months dear lord please put my soul to rest
I feel like a grandmother looking at my great grandchildren. I can't fucking remember who these people even are I'm so oooold
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I mostly forgive you
I fucking hate the devil in me I wish we never played deadly night so you could slap that shit at the very bottom where it belongs
I mostly forgive you.
I was gonna say that I don't forgive YOU but then I saw the list. Thank u
why do you refer to me here as if I am some bodiless entity
You know why...
Please finish mr beans world i wanna go back.
Happy 69th game!
Purgatory is the perfect 69th game because that’s where I belong after playing the last 2 games and nothing special
we should of played dmmd for this occassion. Is there another funny sex number. 74?
@moschidae I'd like to refrain from answering.
Why is usagi so sad
@moschidae she was forced to play craftopia for 20 minutes
Craftopia wasnt that bad.... master spy however....
@moschidae you just don't understand the MASTERY of those SPIES
I care not for the elegance of the spies. Jobless is not crime.
I didnt understand why gollum was like that till i looked at their games just now and saw that thry made/published the suicide of Rachel foster and shooting stars.... smeagol just can not win...
@moschidae Smeagol fits right in
Happy 100 game. Do you feel altered.
Mort the chicken saved my life
Greyhill incident all alone on page 2
@moschidae not after tomorrow
Cho choo charler jumpscare......
Turkey burger.
moschidae
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