I've already played a shit ton of this game but we played it again together so I'll put it here anyways. I should be able to get these women DIVORCED from their shitty deadbeat husbands and give them better lives. I will be Pelican Town's token home wrecker. I'd make a lot of small changes to this game but I would probably say it is the best of these farming games despite my own feelings that differ from that statement I will not explain that any futher

Pretty good. Didn't feel random enough which for being so short seemed kind of weird and the ai went from being kinda bullshit to being really dumb but it’s a neat idea..

Mr. Bean's wacky world is just better and I think you're probably racist if you don't agree ummmmm YEA I said it I said what we were all thinking

I wish I got to actually play this for myself but it was still a great experience and I wubiht:}

A revelating door opens in my life, I just want... more. Even though Mia Fey had to come and tell us everything in every case and Phoenix Wright isn't AS smart as he's played off as, we still love him. I miss Maya so much... I want Maya back... Why did they havbe to kill Maya so much... A character has never been embedded into my heart and my brain and my personality so hard and fast than with her, one of my favorite characters ever I love her so much I'm tgetiing so hPPY WRITING THIS but I love everyone else too. I think Phoenix Wright's character development was a little strange with how he went from very silly to very aggressive to being pretty well rounded but he was at his best in this game, I did not understand Godot's GAME initially but I understand now and appreciate him. This game had highs and lows for me, the Mia cases didn't do a lot for me but I respect them a lot more after finishing the final case. I will miss Phoenix Wright. I will miss Maya Fey. I will miss Maya Fey. I will miss Maya Fey.

Only slightly better than the devil in me, and yet just as homophobic

This game is still really good and I don't fully get the hate. Big top turnabout was a little weird sure but it really wasn't BAD, the first case was worse but even that one wasn't bad. Second and (especially) final case sell this game so well that it doesn't really matter, but the first game is still better.

I would have played this one regardless but it was a gift so it must be here... This game is amazing and captures the spirit of the first game perfectly. The theme of it being a post katamari damacy world where the video game was a thing and they're all fans now is really cute, and it's more game, so it's fun. Being able to play as the other cousins alone would have made it better than the first game, and the presents are a lot more fun. The new stuff is pretty weird though, doesn't sit right. The game existing for the reason it does is pretty depressing and makes sure I'll probably never play any of the games past this one but these first 2 games are 2 of the best games I've played.

so bunker

Never played doom so this is weird but it's pretty fun

I played this game! I really really did! Please don't notice me!

I've never cared about Kirby that much aside from a couple specific games and this game never did anything for me any time I tried to get through it, but I think this game...

Do better Japan

This game is really interesting, even if I was too stupid to really understand it myself. Everything about it, the visuals, the ambience, the cutscenes which you don't see many of but damn they're done SO well. Everything about this game just feels... Uncanny. The AI faces, the way they emote and move, controlling your own expressions... Reminds me of autism! Getting the different endings is annoying though, all the small nuances that change in what is usually otherwise the same thing you've done before, if I didn't have someone telling me what to do for the alternate ones I never would have found some of them without looking it up. Maybe it's just because I can't understand emotions though... Oh well I still don't really know who Lila is though

Mascot horror… good? Shove Kinito in my ass? Thoughts? Discuss?

All of these non dead by daylight games really WANT to be the answer to people's abysmal drop off of DBD but none of them actually understood the question to begin with. DBD is boring cause you do the same thing over and over again? Well we'll just give you MORE things to do and a pretty drab skill tree that doesn't really add much but makes your preexisting abilities better? I don't want SURVIVOR characters that do set things, that's lame. Also a big problem with this game and the 13th game and presumably also the KKFOS game is that this is a preexisting IP, it doesn't have the edge of DBD where they can have a lot of different characters from different IP's, as well as cool original characters. Being Bubba is cool but like who the fuck wants to play as Sawyer? And I don't wanna play as your weird OC's either. This game gives me nothing both as a fan and someone that played DBD a lot. Also why are Sumo so passive aggressive about this game specifically? Stick to racing games guys

Pretty fun!! Short game, some of the levels really overstayed but it’s hard to criticize the fact considering there are so few and the game comes out to a few hours either way.

493 days of banban

that's it? no opila bird?

So boring that I got to play basketball with a trash can and a coffee cup and that wasn't even enough to entertain me

Horror game asks too many questions and answers none of it's questions

Peeb is BACK and BETTER but who the fuck is this guy with no arms? And these DUCKS? What the fuck is going ON in this cubicle??

The biggest facade was how long it takes to start the fucking game

Deadly night IS a worse game than this is, but for being literally 10 times longer and an exhaustive waste of time it’s easily the most emotionally damaging of all of these thus far

EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...

It's a thing, but it's not THE thing.

I like vocaloid music a moderate amount, this would be a lot more fun if my adhd and my poor vision didn’t work together to make it literally impossible to see half the shit happening on screen. It’s good probably I’ve never played a rhythm game that wasn't theatrhythm or rhythm heaven so idk for sure

I'm glad David Szymanski is doing well for himself, and maybe his brother will make another cool game sometime. Arlo too? Bazooga!

She got trapped in the triangke workd becqauawe she fell in love with a grocery store

Honestly this game is kinda fun actually if someone would mod this game to get rid of the stereotypical native americans then it'd be good

Hello Kitty SERVING it on the rink

This game is like a big shit cupcake, it looks like chocolate but it’s just shit. Very nice pixel art, and the skeleton of the combat in this game is put together well for the most part I guess but nothing blends into each other well enough. Healing is done badly, special attacks use the same resource as healing when they really should have just been subweapons, aerial combat is awful, every enemy has too much health, it goes on. This game could have been a lot better with a few simple changes. Also with the enemies being as annoying to fight as they are, they should not be spawning in randomly, or during boss fights for that matter. There are way too many pointless systems as well, tainted mirrors? Doppelgängers? My mirror is going to be tainted from looking into it after playing this game. It’s not awful, I enjoyed it somewhat, but it’s definitely not good.

The combat in this game was actually alright, well it wasn't great but it was much better than expected. Then I started kicking a little guy into wood chippers and cremation furnaces and calling him ugly

Really didn't wanna do this one but her feet AND her hands were so fucking small. God bless.

Pretty neat with a couple boring games but it was pretty good overall for a completely free game

oh no… I fucking wiped it…. Jesus Christ….

Punch grab get punched get grabbed get thrown on ground get get up get grabbed again get hit with bottle get up get punched get grabbed I've never seen the sopranos

Yarck! Narsty! Put me back in the kiln!

every type of phobic. not funny. not even capitalizing properly. im so sorry big bouncy booby babes oppai academy.

What were they thinking? Releasing this pooped up squack? 70 dollars? More like 70 showers I'll have to take to help clear the stress that this caused me

Euphoric brothers really are the nazis of video games

After playing the game at the bottom of this list, I'd like to make note of the fact that I was right. Please stand and clap for my intuition. 20$ bills will work fine, thank you

Medium bouncy booby babes? Literal bouncy booby babes?

I mean it's animal crossing but I can be a fucking princess.. Umm... Dababada?? Bagoobledoo????

Revenge for what? You don't need to get revenge with boobs THAT big!

Looks pretty cute and is fine but I hated hearing their voices and she doesn't even have real boobs??? What was even the point

wasn't very kitty byut it was ;retty kart kind of lamea!

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It's solitaire. It's boobs. I don't know how to play solitaire.

As funny as this game may have started, it just got weird and gross. I love my friend very much and I’m sorry that we sat through this for too long really

Couldn't see anything and I spent more time downloading the game than I did playing it

Pretty funny. I miss grandma. She had the saggiest boobs I've ever seen. My dad is a bald guy? Kill yourself!

I don't fucking remember what this is. A kid ate poop and there was a troll?

Rom hacks are cool and all but this ran like shit and I couldn't figure out what to do

When I’m in an own the libs competition and my opponent is the euphoric brothers and their ironic school shooting game

It was so fucking silly. Have you ever seen something so silly? I don't think so.

No comment.

This was not the right game.

A little too hard for me; actually quite slow!

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The game that started it all will just as easily end it all.

I'm writing this with no creative liberties or freedom whatsoever. If you're reading this it's already too late for me. Babe. Does anyone even remember what happens in Babe? Is the sheep with that name actually in the movie? I can't meaningfully prove that this game isn't just a fantastic retelling of a movie that may or may not exist. I mean if this game was released on windows 96 in the year 1996 it wouldn't have been THAT bad but this game came out 1 month before Super Mario Galaxy.
I turn to see the mostly obscured figure, clearly dissatisfied with the amount that I've written about Babe for the PlayStation 2. Sweat beading down my face, gun to the back of my head. No way to prove succinctly that I actually truly believe anything I've written, all an act of desperation. I see there is no way to satisfy the beast, I quickly turn and grab the barrel that's pinned to my head to push it away at the last second, gunshots resound. I open my eyes to look down at what I expected to be gunshot wounds, but I'm fine. I turn to the now bloodied figure, I pierce my words through the anxiety welling in my chest and ask, "But why was the sheep named that?". The figure, a woman, responds "it's just a common barn animal name", I shoot 3 more times over the dulcet cords of Kevin Macleod. And yet she complained, that her belly was not full.

What the lemon?

This is just like that one Flo milli song

Fell asleep counter: I don’t even know anymore. There were no statues. No creaturws. Just a guy running around in the woods with overripe bananas.not even any oven to make a bread with. Yaaaaaawn

I beaned it so fucking hard I got the 2x super bean offhhhhhhhghhgh fuck yeaa

BRB [REDACTED]

Ticked off the racism box but I didn't even get to see the homophobia!
Live sleep tally: 1. Not even the homphobia was good enough!

Mazm may I have some’mowr

Suda52! We love you!

Cat's went

Animal death


no

also suck?

yes

I played this pretty much by myself and Morris literally didn't pay attention to any of it because she was texting the whole time and she probably doesn't even remember me playing this and it's just going to stay that way forever

I was crawlin caves. Not a fan of the hole worms though,

Quest for my ass on your fucking face dumbass cow bitch

NOT an accurate representation of Hell, MI. As someone who has been there 10's of times in my life. Hell Michigan is creepy as hell, the last time I was there you drive past a creepy carnivalesque sign to see like 6 disheveled houses with some octogenarian people withering on their porches, and then a gas station down the street. Would be more interested in going if it were like this.

Honestly your ex girlfriend seemed a lot more interesting I would have just tried to please her, but you let her slip on the floor and die. Shame

I enjoy a puzzle game every now and then so this was a bit of a delight but it was hard to get into at first just because it was not at all what I expected it would be. As cool as this is I'm not huge into these lore lite games with a ton of hula hoops and text dumping, and I just don't have the patience to do everything in this game hehe... Also there are practically 0 good guides or videos talking about this game so I couldn't even figure out how to finish metsu mode so that was a little annoying

This game is too nerve-racking, it's dangerous! :3 #AoOni2

I never really got into these RPG maker games as a kid, so this being the first one I got into was... A little hard. Bro's really did have Silent Hill 2 at home... Maybe a little too derivative, and definitely overstays it's welcome slightly, but it has a good place in history. Also minus points for not understanding how literally ANY diseases work.

I faileed my experimaernt...l. she's terminally head holed

If you love Magical Drop and big bouncy booby babes then this is the game for you!

The first community post I saw for this game was a child showing off his limited edition spicy chipotle chicken pizza from the california pizza kitchen. what happened to your cover sir???

They didn't even give him his oxygen tank how the fuck can he breath in there

At first I felt like this could have come from a genuine place but it doesn't really seem like it did and it made me uncomfortable, another big loss for the Playdate

He didn't really seem like he needed it. I think he might have a problem...

The taboo trial was the friends I sexually assaulted along the way

“Dead”, is not the word I would use personally, but I learned what color a garnet is I suppose

jumbo joch??. and opila bird??? mutant baby nbird???//. choo choo carl?!?!?!?!?! Squirty caarl!!!

This game somehow isn’t even that bad but it froze and I lost all my progress. To be continued another day…

If Steve Buscemi was in this game

Someone you know is gay.
Someone you know is "bi".
Someone you know is transgender.
Someone you know is A. V. Dossow.

Watch your back.

Quality is definitely better over the first one but the games are actually significantly less entertaining to me, also way longer

You fucking FROG. You’re wearing CLOTHES. You. Are. A frog. You are not a prince. You are NOT an adventurous spirit. You are a frog. Take those fucking shorts off and go back to jumping across the street. NO sky Egypt and NO more elements or you are GROUNDED.

bah fall sleep
bah fall down
I can't believe the ai would create racism in my casino!

I don't even remember this

Bubba would be fucking ashamed

Mmmmanarmfmmmnanmnumnumnum becomes watermeloion and r ollls of f train

Can you believe she didn't like this? She fucking fell asleep? Bitch? The amount of hardworking hours and passion that went into this all for some dumb woman to sleep over it. Bowser looks better than ever, controls as smooth as butter, I get to shoot a goomba ;) ummm mbadoink?>>?

Mary I know your ass was not dreaming about this please do better

This game was kinda crazy in a weird and kinda good way but I'm sick to death of these games that give me cute animal friends and then make me kill them for no reason fuck you witch's house

It was pretty decent for what it is. Jeff was at his finest for us in this one and I gotta sa- oh no he's coming oh oh oh oh oh oh oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bonk kachonk woooooosh I'm tired