I've already played a shit ton of this game but we played it again together so I'll put it here anyways. I should be able to get these women DIVORCED from their shitty deadbeat husbands and give them better lives. I will be Pelican Town's token home wrecker. I'd make a lot of small changes to this game but I would probably say it is the best of these farming games despite my own feelings that differ from that statement I will not explain that any futher

This game is still really good and I don't fully get the hate. Big top turnabout was a little weird sure but it really wasn't BAD, the first case was worse but even that one wasn't bad. Second and (especially) final case sell this game so well that it doesn't really matter, but the first game is still better.

A revelating door opens in my life, I just want... more. Even though Mia Fey had to come and tell us everything in every case and Phoenix Wright isn't AS smart as he's played off as, we still love him. I miss Maya so much... I want Maya back... Why did they havbe to kill Maya so much... A character has never been embedded into my heart and my brain and my personality so hard and fast than with her, one of my favorite characters ever I love her so much I'm tgetiing so hPPY WRITING THIS but I love everyone else too. I think Phoenix Wright's character development was a little strange with how he went from very silly to very aggressive to being pretty well rounded but he was at his best in this game, I did not understand Godot's GAME initially but I understand now and appreciate him. This game had highs and lows for me, the Mia cases didn't do a lot for me but I respect them a lot more after finishing the final case. I will miss Phoenix Wright. I will miss Maya Fey. I will miss Maya Fey. I will miss Maya Fey.

Only slightly better than the devil in me, and yet just as homophobic

I wish I got to actually play this for myself but it was still a great experience and I wubiht:}

I've never cared about Kirby that much aside from a couple specific games and this game never did anything for me any time I tried to get through it, but I think this game...

Mr. Bean's wacky world is just better and I think you're probably racist if you don't agree ummmmm YEA I said it I said what we were all thinking

Pretty good. Didn't feel random enough which for being so short seemed kind of weird and the ai went from being kinda bullshit to being really dumb but it’s a neat idea..

I played this game! I really really did! Please don't notice me!

so bunker

I would have played this one regardless but it was a gift so it must be here... This game is amazing and captures the spirit of the first game perfectly. The theme of it being a post katamari damacy world where the video game was a thing and they're all fans now is really cute, and it's more game, so it's fun. Being able to play as the other cousins alone would have made it better than the first game, and the presents are a lot more fun. The new stuff is pretty weird though, doesn't sit right. The game existing for the reason it does is pretty depressing and makes sure I'll probably never play any of the games past this one but these first 2 games are 2 of the best games I've played.

I like vocaloid music a moderate amount, this would be a lot more fun if my adhd and my poor vision didn’t work together to make it literally impossible to see half the shit happening on screen. It’s good probably I’ve never played a rhythm game that wasn't theatrhythm or rhythm heaven so idk for sure

The biggest facade was how long it takes to start the fucking game

Never played doom so this is weird but it's pretty fun

Deadly night IS a worse game than this is, but for being literally 10 times longer and an exhaustive waste of time it’s easily the most emotionally damaging of all of these thus far

EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...

I never really got into these RPG maker games as a kid, so this being the first one I got into was... A little hard. Bro's really did have Silent Hill 2 at home... Maybe a little too derivative, and definitely overstays it's welcome slightly, but it has a good place in history. Also minus points for not understanding how literally ANY diseases work.

All of these non dead by daylight games really WANT to be the answer to people's abysmal drop off of DBD but none of them actually understood the question to begin with. DBD is boring cause you do the same thing over and over again? Well we'll just give you MORE things to do and a pretty drab skill tree that doesn't really add much but makes your preexisting abilities better? I don't want SURVIVOR characters that do set things, that's lame. Also a big problem with this game and the 13th game and presumably also the KKFOS game is that this is a preexisting IP, it doesn't have the edge of DBD where they can have a lot of different characters from different IP's, as well as cool original characters. Being Bubba is cool but like who the fuck wants to play as Sawyer? And I don't wanna play as your weird OC's either. This game gives me nothing both as a fan and someone that played DBD a lot. Also why are Sumo so passive aggressive about this game specifically? Stick to racing games guys

Pretty fun!! Short game, some of the levels really overstayed but it’s hard to criticize the fact considering there are so few and the game comes out to a few hours either way.

Do better Japan

This game somehow isn’t even that bad but it froze and I lost all my progress. To be continued another day…

This game is really interesting, even if I was too stupid to really understand it myself. Everything about it, the visuals, the ambience, the cutscenes which you don't see many of but damn they're done SO well. Everything about this game just feels... Uncanny. The AI faces, the way they emote and move, controlling your own expressions... Reminds me of autism! Getting the different endings is annoying though, all the small nuances that change in what is usually otherwise the same thing you've done before, if I didn't have someone telling me what to do for the alternate ones I never would have found some of them without looking it up. Maybe it's just because I can't understand emotions though... Oh well I still don't really know who Lila is though

This game is like a big shit cupcake, it looks like chocolate but it’s just shit. Very nice pixel art, and the skeleton of the combat in this game is put together well for the most part I guess but nothing blends into each other well enough. Healing is done badly, special attacks use the same resource as healing when they really should have just been subweapons, aerial combat is awful, every enemy has too much health, it goes on. This game could have been a lot better with a few simple changes. Also with the enemies being as annoying to fight as they are, they should not be spawning in randomly, or during boss fights for that matter. There are way too many pointless systems as well, tainted mirrors? Doppelgängers? My mirror is going to be tainted from looking into it after playing this game. It’s not awful, I enjoyed it somewhat, but it’s definitely not good.

Horror game asks too many questions and answers none of it's questions

You know, I don't think I'm the target demographic for this game (complimentary)

Mascot horror… good? Shove Kinito in my ass? Thoughts? Discuss?

It's a thing, but it's not THE thing.

Animal death


no

also suck?

yes

So boring that I got to play basketball with a trash can and a coffee cup and that wasn't even enough to entertain me

Mary I know your ass was not dreaming about this please do better

This was pretty lame doki doki literature club ass game was cute at first then was ugly like child I'm eating aa pasty

Goated Precious even!

Peeb is BACK and BETTER but who the fuck is this guy with no arms? And these DUCKS? What the fuck is going ON in this cubicle??

Boring. Boring. Boring. Where was the strong sexual content? Where were the F cups? The only F was this GAME. WHAT were they THIIIIINKIIIING?

Everyone knows that Smeagol is the most marketable middle earth character

I spotted a sadistic evil cult gatsps OMZ! I tak ean evil topless selfie to commemerare the moment cachink I left the flash on! Oh nozzz ;-; I escape to the highway, heals barely intact, to see everyone calling me a crazy freaked up psycho, at least I got my boba! SIP I never went back in a forest again because my boobs looked so bad in the pic it must have been cause of all the nature! I ❤️ New York!

I'm glad David Szymanski is doing well for himself, and maybe his brother will make another cool game sometime. Arlo too? Bazooga!

oh no… I fucking wiped it…. Jesus Christ….

Honestly this game is kinda fun actually if someone would mod this game to get rid of the stereotypical native americans then it'd be good

The game that started it all will just as easily end it all.

I enjoy a puzzle game every now and then so this was a bit of a delight but it was hard to get into at first just because it was not at all what I expected it would be. As cool as this is I'm not huge into these lore lite games with a ton of hula hoops and text dumping, and I just don't have the patience to do everything in this game hehe... Also there are practically 0 good guides or videos talking about this game so I couldn't even figure out how to finish metsu mode so that was a little annoying

doggy... none of your silly games are going to be better than this give up
EDIT: I have made a severe lapse in judgement

The combat in this game was actually alright, well it wasn't great but it was much better than expected. Then I started kicking a little guy into wood chippers and cremation furnaces and calling him ugly

Really didn't wanna do this one but her feet AND her hands were so fucking small. God bless.

Hello Kitty SERVING it on the rink

As much as I love dinking and getting alll the fucking doinks I’m gonna have to put Dinkum below stardew valley for now because that summer sun update wasn’t very summer or sunny

jumbo joch??. and opila bird??? mutant baby nbird???//. choo choo carl?!?!?!?!?! Squirty caarl!!!

YEEEEESSS YES FUCK FUCKING YES

You fucking FROG. You’re wearing CLOTHES. You. Are. A frog. You are not a prince. You are NOT an adventurous spirit. You are a frog. Take those fucking shorts off and go back to jumping across the street. NO sky Egypt and NO more elements or you are GROUNDED.

Very neat game. For what it does and for the generation of this niche of games it's a very neat experience. Just a quick little project someone put together that's pretty well done :]

Dreading playing any of these again! Some of them were funny but overall none of these were really “good” at all

This wasn't actually too bad but the charm of watching my funny ghosts haunt this frat house filled with corpses and not actually doing anything myself wore off fast

Pretty neat with a couple boring games but it was pretty good overall for a completely free game

So fucking silly would be a good time if it fucking worked, I was so fucking pretty in this one though

When I picked up the robin it looked like it was dead and it made me upset

This was not the right game.

Quality is definitely better over the first one but the games are actually significantly less entertaining to me, also way longer

Euphoric brothers really are the nazis of video games

After playing the game at the bottom of this list, I'd like to make note of the fact that I was right. Please stand and clap for my intuition. 20$ bills will work fine, thank you

whpopoooooah how did you get down here sir. SIR

Pretty neat but unless they finish it it's not much of anything

Idk how this was so high up Arthur and his reverse pedo ass Arthur and his pedo girlfriend ass Arthur and his 38 year old creator married a 16 year old ass. Still not a terrible game though tbf

artur...

She got trapped in the triangke workd becqauawe she fell in love with a grocery store

Punch grab get punched get grabbed get thrown on ground get get up get grabbed again get hit with bottle get up get punched get grabbed I've never seen the sopranos

Mort would definitely be sturdy I think

For the 4 hours I played this game for, I didn’t get to pet my cat, I didn’t take my medication, I didn't get to draw anything, and I can't blame anyone but myself for it. Except you, you know who you are. And you know what? Thank you Frogger. In all of my 4 hours I spent playing this game I realized how much I’ve missed out on by spite playing this game. I could comment on the gross frog man that he is with his disgusting khaki shorts, but why?
"He who is not bold enough to be stared at from the abyss, is not bold enough to stare into it himself. " - The Magical General of Light and Industry. You know what? I've been too hard on you Frogger. After seeing some of these games, I realize that Frogger was here to make the world a better place. I didn't listen to his pleas, I gave him half a star without even thinking. You know what Frogger? You're a 2 star AT BEST.

Better than my Mom

This game was kinda crazy in a weird and kinda good way but I'm sick to death of these games that give me cute animal friends and then make me kill them for no reason fuck you witch's house

One of these was actually alright and the other was fucking terrible but I have no clue which is which

A little too hard for me; actually quite slow!

493 days of banban

that's it? no opila bird?

These old horror games are some of my favorite games to go through, but this was really exhausting. Running around doing dumb puzzles while some guy chases you with a bat for SOME reason, and you can't break him off either so you just ruuuuun and ruuuuuuuuun and ruuuuuuuuuuuuun until he just fucks off somewhere. The last section of this game being one of the worst things I've ever played didn't help either. Also the final section of the second chapter was really bad too. Everything after the first chapter was pretty bad actually. Custom skins were cool though. Maybe the remake is better?

That's so fucking rude

I REMEMBERED

Ticked off the racism box but I didn't even get to see the homophobia!
Live sleep tally: 1. Not even the homphobia was good enough!

Santar… omg Santa you so silly.. nopbow powers activate RRAHHH

Fell asleep counter: I don’t even know anymore. There were no statues. No creaturws. Just a guy running around in the woods with overripe bananas.not even any oven to make a bread with. Yaaaaaawn

its hamtaro, time! kuchiukuchikuchikuchi WOO hamtarooo when we work together it smuch better my best frieeeend we like sunflower seeds num num num if she heads for trouble we won't let her hamtarooo little hamsters big adventures.... lauras gone to school let's go to our ham ham clubhouse we can fix their troubles just be quiet as a mouse watch out for those cats you know they're smarter than you think but if we work together we can make their plan sink woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

He didn't really seem like he needed it. I think he might have a problem...

What were they thinking? Releasing this pooped up squack? 70 dollars? More like 70 showers I'll have to take to help clear the stress that this caused me

Not my Jimmy

What the fuck?

Yarck! Narsty! Put me back in the kiln!

I was in fact not standing most of the time

I feel like a grandmother looking at my great grandchildren. I can't fucking remember who these people even are I'm so oooold

Genuinely do not have anything to say, stay in school, love thy neighbor, God bless you all, and goodnight.

Bubba would be fucking ashamed

The lower you've gotten on this list the less I have to say

I was crawlin caves. Not a fan of the hole worms though,

She didn’t tell me to play this but she told me to put it on here cause I played it with her. It's an OK Yomawari game. It leaves too many questions unanswered in it's weird open ended story, some segments and mechanics in this game are just kind of infuriating in a way I don't care to describe, but it's still just as emotional, atmospheric and charming as at least the second game. I want to love it but it gets dragged down too much I think.

What the fuck?

This is NOT our world do not lump me in with you

She wasn't even kidnapped but that's the least of her problems

PENDING

When I’m in an own the libs competition and my opponent is the euphoric brothers and their ironic school shooting game

I faileed my experimaernt...l. she's terminally head holed

I don't know what I expected from this but this game was actually pretty cool minus the alone in the dark 3 ass platforming and dumb boob spider

Is what I would have loved to do while I played this

As funny as this game may have started, it just got weird and gross. I love my friend very much and I’m sorry that we sat through this for too long really

Gordon Ramsey is actually [Slur redacted]

I played this pretty much by myself and Morris literally didn't pay attention to any of it because she was texting the whole time and she probably doesn't even remember me playing this and it's just going to stay that way forever

BRB [REDACTED]