2007

Provides a compelling case for developing carpal tunnel

Where's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?

2008

Genuinely awful experience, I feel no sense of accomplishment for finishing this. 15 hours of my life i can never get back.

i like this game you get to shoot funny men in it

beat ornstein & smough first try 2 ez

This girl got a dreamcast controller on her forehead

got killed by a parrot 5 minutes in 10/10

greatest bongo game of all time

As a kid I mangaged to beat this on my own in the arcade with about $20 worth of quarters.

The definition of mid. Nothing, bar the sniper mission, really managed to leave an impression. I find the sequel's gonzo facsimile of action films more entertaining than this one's flaccid attempts at realism.