The Mako segments are great you people are cowards

Cat Owner Simulator 2011 should have had more mechanical depth but it got the general feeling across

Mostly just wondering how low down in the popularity ranking this will be among my games logged

The type of game you can send to your gf and say US

Funniest non EDF game ever made

Thank god for scrolling through to page 28 of all 360 games ranked by popularity so I can remember A World of Keflings, a game I sure did play once

(While you read this imagine a game that is cracking from the seams, running at 6fps, lighting getting absolutely busted by all the explosions, bugs ragdolling everywhere)
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM EVERY ALIEN ATTACK!
FROM VICIOUS GIANT INSECTS WHO HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK
WE'LL UNLEASH ALL OUR FORCES WE WON'T CUT THEM ANY SLACK
THE EDF DEPLOYS

You can keep your Superman 64, I have MY bewilderingly bad Superman game right here

SPOILED IT! SPOILED IT! SPOILED IT!

Liara ALWAYS deserves better
But I'll take my non binary lesbian rep where I can get it

This is uglier than any other Bit.Trip game, but you're not ready for that conversation...