johnKarlos
25 Reviews liked by johnKarlos
Sonic the Hedgehog
2006
Seeing zoomers being old enough to do half hour long essays on how "atcshually Sonic 06 is not that bad" because they grew up with this garbage is perhaps the most piss poor attempt at revisionism by pretentious kids who think their opinions matter because they can do some wacky effects on Adobe Premiere Pro
Sonic the Hedgehog
2006
BUT MUH AMBITION
MUH PASSION
MUH POTENTIAL
MUH STAKES
MUH SERIOUS PLOT
MUH MEPHILES
Pls shut the fuck up
MUH PASSION
MUH POTENTIAL
MUH STAKES
MUH SERIOUS PLOT
MUH MEPHILES
Pls shut the fuck up
Syphon Filter 2
2000
Damn it!
Sonic 3: Angel Island Revisited is the synthesis of a phlegmatic work of art that rises through the passage of time, and in its withering it finds the transcendence of its identity, its structure is frugal but its vision unscathed and a sine qua non of the hardship of its journey, despite being perennial, it shines bright in the end.
Programa do Ratinho
2002
Rapaz uepa que isso meu filho calma oooooOOOOOooooOOO pare papapapare cavalo esse é meu patrão
Sonic Lost World
2013
"Yo let's make a Sonic game for people who don't like Sonic"
"Sure"
"Sure"
Unironically peak 2D Sonic holy shit, I don't even care if Frontiers ends up being bad because I already have my 2022 Sonic game.
Considering that a good chunk of the original game's difficult parts stem more from questionable level design, I don't really mind this one being easier, though they could have made it more challenging since this is more of a reimagining instead of a faithful remake. There's not much to complain here, but there's just nothing really outstanding either, it's a harmless, comfy little platformer, which is good enough to warrant a pass.
Sonic Omens
2021
So terrible I almost thought it was an official Sonic Team game.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2006
Man, I heard some people arguing that this game really isn't that bad. THEY LIED, this really is one of the worst games ever made. Out of the three main campaigns, Sonic was the closest to being tolerable. Even then, the occasionally decent level design is horrifically marred by the controls that are somehow too slow but still too slippery. Shadow and Silver's campaigns are GOD AWFUL. Shadow's is the most focused on combat, which means just mashing a button for a billion years through the same handful of copy-pasted, nothing level design and an occasional buggy, boring vehicle segment. Silver's is also completely terrible. Silver is SO SLOW and also has a ton of enemies to fight that are a complete nightmare to fight with his control scheme. The rare moments of fun in this game lasted about a minute at most and were immediately followed up by something awful. The game also looks TERRIBLE. Also the boss fights are a complete drag that take way way too long. The environments are flat and dull, the animations are buggy and choppy, the characters look terrible, the lighting sucks, the character designs, voice acting, none of it is anything I would call good. The one redeemable factor is that the majority of the music is good. Some tracks suck, but most are enjoyable. All in all, this game sucks. It sucks hard. If you like this game, you're a bad person.