majima raised the game's score by an entire star fyi

kiryu doesn't like women so this story makes no sense to me

if you're looking for daigo, mine's taken him up to the ruff

all platformers should come with experimental noise/ambient cd collectibles in-game

everything about this game is better than the first game-- the characters, the music, the storylines, the fucking CONTROLS! if you disagree your sanity is questionable

half life 1 is better than half life 2 there i said it don't come after me valve assassins

original game has giant robot midget napoleon chasing you therefore better than remake

played this so many times i could beat it with my eyes closed but it still makes me cry every single time

goblins see you teleport and say "he can't afford a steed"

best rockstar game hands down

please god why why why why why why

my fly shop is infested with vases

pro-tip: let jorji costava through every time

i love this game it's so funny

this trial SHOULD have been an in-and-out case. the accused had NO way to dodge the textbook legal work of his prosecutor... when all of a sudden...