Playing this will have consequences

The dash sections made me miserable

Frisbee tournaments, finding gold bars on walks, screaming dog commands at family events

This game had it all

The evil ending is absolutely hilarious

Absolutely fuck the forbidden forest too scary

Turning gollum into a boss is absolutely hilarious

2017

Getting 28 cards in a row is one of the funniest things that's ever happened to me

What the fuck are the goblins putting on that flood??

Finally, some good fucking dog

Every character model in the remake would make for great sleep paralysis demons

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SPRINT IN THESE

I dunno man - all that for 30 minutes of new content is a little insane

I was having an absolute blast playing this as a kid and then my mum came in to tell me my fish died

Never played it again