Still waiting on them to make a proper full game version of this...hopefully it's coming soon!

Really the "Dark Souls" of interactive text games.

Me and a friend played this at an airport cause our plane was delayed. I don't think it's a bad game but, even now, I'd happily trade my experience playing it to have had the plane come in on time.

Please don't design a main character as hideous and blank as BJ and then make me watch him fuck.

You can't spell "murder" without "A B C".

I am 7 feet tall. 7"2 counting my mohawk. I skulk around a florida hotel looking for girls in bikinis to take pictures of. Why you ask? I can't quite remember. Either to pacify or to blackmail a horny road manager I'm dealing with, I can't remember which. It hardly matters to me. I'm simply a vessel for the BOARD, and I came here to do 2 things: heelflip grind Lenin's grave, and rep New Jersey till the day I fucking die. And guess what? I haven't stopped bleeding Red, White and Jersey for 1 second. Uh oh. Looks like time's up for you Mr Lenin ;)