justsayokdad
2013
2016
I am 7 feet tall. 7"2 counting my mohawk. I skulk around a florida hotel looking for girls in bikinis to take pictures of. Why you ask? I can't quite remember. Either to pacify or to blackmail a horny road manager I'm dealing with, I can't remember which. It hardly matters to me. I'm simply a vessel for the BOARD, and I came here to do 2 things: heelflip grind Lenin's grave, and rep New Jersey till the day I fucking die. And guess what? I haven't stopped bleeding Red, White and Jersey for 1 second. Uh oh. Looks like time's up for you Mr Lenin ;)