What the fuck was that? What the FUCK was THAT? You FUCKING tricked me, Lynch! You ruined fucking EVERYTHING. I just needed credit for my final and now I'm RIDDLED with bullets. "Hey nephew, come to Shanghai, you can capture a day in the life of your Crazy Uncle Lynch for your little student film" fuck you. I'm running around with this cheap-ass camera getting your fucking BLOOD all over everything. It's on my lens, it's in my clothes, it's up my FUCKING nose. Don't FUCKING get me started on this "Kane" guy. I'm standing out of cover, sacrificing EVERYTHING for a good shot, and you hide like a little BITCH. Now everybody in China plus that racist Guy Ritchie guy wants me dead. I'll never graduate now. FUCK YOU LYNCH.

What the fuck was that? What the FUCK was THAT? You FUCKING tricked me, Lynch! You ruined fucking EVERYTHING. I just needed credit for my final and now I'm RIDDLED with bullets. "Hey nephew, come to Shanghai, you can capture a day in the life of your Crazy Uncle Lynch for your little student film" fuck you. I'm running around with this cheap-ass camera getting your fucking BLOOD all over everything. It's on my lens, it's in my clothes, it's up my FUCKING nose. Don't FUCKING get me started on this "Kane" guy. I'm standing out of cover, sacrificing EVERYTHING for a good shot, and you hide like a little BITCH. Now everybody in China plus that racist Guy Ritchie guy wants me dead. I'll never graduate now. FUCK YOU LYNCH.