not turning this into a full-blown Cronenbergian psychosexual body horror videogame is nothing else if not an act of cowardice. nonetheless i still sleep with my Puro plushie every night

unrelentless neon violence. the bursts of excitement, the strategic gameplay of this game as you dehumanize your enemies and start seeing them as pieces of a puzzle to be solved. it fills the empty hole in your heart, but what comes afterwards - the sea of blood you have created - leaves you even emptier than before.

greatest game of all time and i wish for everyone who disagrees to sleep just a little longer than they should and miss everything.

so many fucking rappers such as mobb deep, snoop dogg and scarface are all playable here, amazing soundtrack, fast-paced thrilling gameplay with a variety of playstyles, a create-a-fighter story mode where you can customize your character's fighting skills, and also give them the best fucking early 2000's drip ever. you can throw people into TRAINS and SMASH THEM THROUGH WINDOWS. unquestionably a masterpiece and one of the best fighting games ever. must play

objectively abysmal. but I did hear someone call it campy, and when I do think about it... yeah its So campy. plus im a sucker for diverging choice type games

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