one hundred hours in waiting for the magic to wear off and yeah no this is one of the best games i've ever played. review format here can't do it justice so i'll have to take it to my website sooner or later. going to be thinking about this one for a long time.

this piece of shit is responsible for the first instance of full-body emotional emptiness i felt as a child—a terrible premonition of the decade to come. awful video game. wretched enough to have me digging up its corpse for a quick drag-around the town square this beautiful november 2023. awful.

come for the yuri maid androids, stay for the twink breakdowns. don't come for the philosophy, please - come for the dramatic writing. this would be a 5 if not for the bafflingly uninteractive enemy design and low variety ruining the strong base of the combat