You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Damn y'all weren't lying, the Playstation can really produce mind-boggling effects...

Playing on an emulator really fucked up my perception of how Pokemon is supposed to be played because while playing Pokerogue with quick animations, cursor memory to repeat moves, and holding X to skip dialogues, I still find myself pressing Tab on instinct.

It's that distinct type of shitty sidescroller you'd see in a flash Newgrounds game about killing Justin Bieber.

Cycles between being a stupidly fun 15 minutes shootout of pure dual wielding bliss that makes you think "This is so cool I wonder why people don't like this one as much" to watching an unskippable 2 minutes racist cutscene and remembering why.