I've made my way through the castle and FUCKING MURDERED the Broodals. Now I'm on the Moon, dressed up for a wedding ceremony that I'm... trying to... stop? I am genuinely baffled at some of these narrative decisions, but here we are. On the Moon to be precise.

So I've fought my way through the moon to the church where I stopped the wedding. I Fought Bowser, became Bowser, then we cucked each other. I guess, this is it. I'll probably come back to the endgame stuff.

I have made a lot of progress and had a lot of fun. I've finished the snow level, the beach level, the food level, killed a dragon, and made my way to the main courtyard in Bowser's castle. I'm a bit spent and I have other duties to attend to.

Alright, I admit. This is a banger. I've given a beating to Bowser, I've been to some weird place with caterpillars and a gliding dinosaur, then I've reached New Donk City. This is definitely the highlight so far, and I'm a bit worried that it will be downhill from here. At least the festival is replayable.

I have finished the forest level. I think... Either way, I'm confronting Bowser right now.

I have finished with the Sand level and I believe I have also finished with the Water level. I'm not gonna lie, this shit is legit good. I figured out that if I duck down and jump, I can do a higher backward jump.

Okay, I get the appeal.