i'd give tetsu the 50,000 yen. he'd like me a lot and we'd be friends. he'd serve as the shaman on my gnostic spirit-quest - buttressing me as i thole wave after wave of unrelenting liminal y2k psychic mega-damage while achieving Jungian individuation in the 24 wards. we could go to the batting cages and then i'd go home and check my emails.