2 reviews liked by pictonikko


This game goes unnecessary hard. Normally when people say this, it's a slang for saying something is cool, awesome or at least that's what I think. When I say it, I'm calling something acutely strange and awkward. Like your "Johnson" going erect mode in the middle of school. Hello Neighbor 2 is that mid school day erection.

There's so many elements from 10 games mashed in one here and none of it works. Supposed to be a horror game but there's nothing scary or creepy about it. You're supposed to walk slowly, not make any noise and hide from the enemies if they spot you, but the optimal way to play is by sprinting past the enemies because they lose sight of you really easy. Puzzles aren't really puzzles. There's an interesting and tragic story, but you need to Youtube it to even know what it is about because the game doesn't tell you squat. Sensitivity is really slow. The jumping is bad which wouldn't be an issue except there's a decent amount of parkour for some reason. Art style is not my cup of tea. To break glass, you need to throw an object and then pick it back up. Why not have a control to swing the crowbar you always need to carry? Everything is so short sighted!

Hello Neighbor 2 is not terrible and I certainly don't hate it. It's a quick and stress free platinum trophy. However, I have to put it as one of my worst rated games because there's not a single thing positive or even half decent to say about it. Just like an erection in the middle of school.

5 stars on the sonic scale. 2 stars otherwise