Spongebob, I love you, but get in my way again, and there will be blood. I never could get past Spongebob's stage as a kid. This game is frustrating, even for an adult, but I am glad to have finally closed the chapter on this apparently unbeatable game from my childhood. My favourite part was when Mr. Krabs showed up, but didn't say anything, presumably because they couldn't get Clancy Brown.

It is trying so hard to be deep. Contrived Life is Strange vibe - and speaking of vibe, the music is good, but I feel like the chosen track sometimes doesn't fit the scene. Otherwise, I actually enjoyed the gameplay loop. The ending scenario is pretty tense. Alex has to be one of the most annoying characters I've ever met, and I didn't care about Zoe. Finished the first go-around, and not interested enough to do it again.

Politics smolitics... who cares. I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner, Kim Kitsuragi.