Two stars dedicated for Bioshock Infinite? No. it's a single star dedicated for Bioshock Infinite's world and another for the internet's biggest animation industry, SFM. This one star is for you, you horny bastards.

Jokes aside, Bioshock is afraid to say anything new to the issues that it attempts to tackle, failing miserably even.

Shallow and repetitive, Bioshock Infinite decides to call it quits on its identity of being an immersive sim. But damn, Columbia's quite pretty.