valarmorghulis
Incomprehensible.
2023
I have such a soft spot for WarioWare Smooth Moves and I appreciate a lot of things about this spiritual sequel. The core goofiness of the microgames are there and so are the amusing ways this game uses the Joy Cons. I also love how much better 2-player mode here feels compared to Get It Together.
Unfortunately the presentation is just... so barebones that it threatens to derail the entire game? The narrator voice discussing the forms just doesn't sound good at all. The music is unmemorable. And on top of that, since Smooth Moves controlled so well thanks to Wii hardware and the sensor bar, it's very jarring to have the Joy Cons just straight up not work in some microgames.
I was excited for this game the most out of Nintendo's late 2023 releases and I walked away feeling that this almost feels like an AI generated sequel to Smooth Moves. And that's without mentioning how short this game feels even for a WarioWare game.
I had enough fun, but this game is definitely a disappointment.
Unfortunately the presentation is just... so barebones that it threatens to derail the entire game? The narrator voice discussing the forms just doesn't sound good at all. The music is unmemorable. And on top of that, since Smooth Moves controlled so well thanks to Wii hardware and the sensor bar, it's very jarring to have the Joy Cons just straight up not work in some microgames.
I was excited for this game the most out of Nintendo's late 2023 releases and I walked away feeling that this almost feels like an AI generated sequel to Smooth Moves. And that's without mentioning how short this game feels even for a WarioWare game.
I had enough fun, but this game is definitely a disappointment.
This is a good game but the more I think about it after finishing it, the more I can see this not aging well as far as 2D Marios go. I will elaborate when enough time has passed.
This was CAMP.
2023
Jackbox from Shein.
2017
I don't think this is as bad as its reputation led me to believe but this was absolutely not worth the price of admission. It's passive fun for non-gamers and goofy enough for a lot of people to enjoy but a lot of these games were just duds.
2018
This is a pretty fun Overcooked-lite but I have to admit I just realized the title pun and immediately decided to sink this down a star.
2023
If you don't like this game you deserve to be Oatchi slammed.
2018
Not good at all and pretty cringe but when I played this back then.... I think the vers Natsumi sex scenes permanently altered my brain chemistry lmfao
I won a Samba de Amigo Battle Royale after playing a three-song combo of Pitbull, Carly Rae Jepsen, and Rina Sawayama. That's something that doesn't sound real but it is.
The soundtrack for this is absolutely hilarious (I don't know whether I love it or hate it) and the mechanics aren't perfect but this is the most fun I've ever had with this series and that counts for something.
The soundtrack for this is absolutely hilarious (I don't know whether I love it or hate it) and the mechanics aren't perfect but this is the most fun I've ever had with this series and that counts for something.
2013
Very scary and very intense - makes up for the fact that the story is barebones as hell and the mechanics are repetitive. There is nothing scarier than the music that kicks in everytime a chase scene happens.
Used to speedrun this game, so much fun!
My Baby's First Dark Souls.
2011
The DS version had absolutely no right to be this good. A very serviceable platformer!
2017
Why the fuck would you make a Jeopardy game that's ENTIRELY multiple choice and is presented like a Facebook flash game from 2007 omg justice for the Wii version!!!!!