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our goal is to find a game worse than valorant

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is this a joke account? no
do you really hate valorant? yes with all my heart
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0.5 star = not valorant
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im in the first area and, boss im tired of
- endless enemy tracking
- relentless enemy attacks
- enemy quickly running at me to cancel my flask when i'm 5 miles away
- attacks that are much more delayed than silksong
- valorant being praised as a good game

boring af now, but i unfortunately played it during its peak in the 2000s. maplestory has been a massive turning point on the asian video game market. it's messy, grindy, and the localization is atrocious, but still managed to capture some bits of my childhood due to how charming it is.

valorant's biggest influence on the gaming scene? nada, just a bunch of "if you get an ace, i'll give you an UWU", kind of shit.


continuing off my mobile legends review, you know you lost pretty fucking hard when you lose to a game titled "mobile legends: bang bang" and decided to say "you know what? fuck it, amma make some of that myself".