u want to go on a date with me? okay, first meet me at the CARNIVAL at the TROGGLE SHOOT so i can TRAP U on my MAGICAL PUZZLE ISLAND and i've turned u into a LIVING KEWPIE where the only way to escape is to solve all my MYSTERIOUS RIDDLES so u can concoct a MYSTICAL PURPLE POTION in a COMICALLY LARGE CAULDRON that will RESTORE UR FORM by BARFING URSELF UP back into the CARNIVAL and then ur ELIGIBLE