""Amazing"" Boxart

Backloggd is too much of a coward to show the boxarts of Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow, Batman: Arkham City, and Lowca Glow in their full glory. They're linked in notes.

Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
https://cdn.mobygames.com/covers/4841723-castlevania-dawn-of-sorrow-nintendo-ds-front-cover.jpg

"Konami's Best (Play It!) NTR-ACVE-USA Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow ntr-acve-usa Konami Konami" - my favourite!
College Slam
College Slam
The existence of a basketball mouth implies the existence of a basketball butthole.
Virtual Chess 64
Virtual Chess 64
There are two wolves inside of you. One's fur is white, the other's - black. You are Virtual Chess 64.
Hot Brain
Hot Brain
me when thought
Toki: Going Ape Spit
Toki: Going Ape Spit
Hey Toki, how's the bubble tea treating yo-
Ico
Ico
So much has been said about this cover that to say anything else would be to waste my breath.
Russell Grant's Astrology
Russell Grant's Astrology
Y'know what - I'm proud of Russell Grant. He looks like he's really happy and fulfilled that he got a game, and who are we to take that pride away from him.
Cheggers' Party Quiz
Cheggers' Party Quiz
As someone who grew up in the UK, I have never seen or heard of Cheggers once in my entire life. Who tf is this skinned mole rat man.
Deal or No Deal: The Banker is Back!
Deal or No Deal: The Banker is Back!
Noel and the Deal or No Deal box looks like they just spotted you across the bar, and were wondering...
Łowca Głów
https://cdn.mobygames.com/covers/4182944-owca-gow-amiga-front-cover.jpg

Backloggd are cowards! To rescind this cover borders on blasphemy worthy of nothing but eternal damnation.
Panic Restaurant
Panic Restaurant
And the executive looked towards the artist.

"Sexualise the carrots!" he cried. "Give them dick sucking lips!"
Ninja Golf
Ninja Golf
Ngl, this cover goes hard, and the game actually looks really fun.
Killer Kong
Killer Kong
Killer Kong looks like they make sound investments in the New York stock exchange.
WWF In Your House
WWF In Your House
☝️🤓 technically they're above my house, not in it.
Willow
Willow
The woman in the back looks less like a cackling villain and more like she just slipped on a banana peel Mario Kart style.
R.B.I. Baseball 16
R.B.I. Baseball 16
With this level of focus and concentration, this man should've been at the Iranian Hostage Crisis.
Bust-A-Move 2: Arcade Edition
Bust-A-Move 2: Arcade Edition
I have no mouth, and I must Bust-A-Move 2: Arcade Edition

2 Comments


1 month ago

I've waited for someone to do this lmao. You can add Bust-A-Move 2: Arcade Edition to this list. The cover is horrendous.

1 month ago

@Hresvelg What in the Jacobs Ladder is that LMAO


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