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osaka's journey is just like mine

Osaka spends her days either rocking back and forth on a folding chair, laying on the floor, or sleeping. What a goddess.

it was pretty funny when I first tried running this game and it ran at like 9000000 fps and caused osaka to go ballistic https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/743246558606262344/1018716066567962644/osakasims.mp4

Very cute wallpaper sim, courtesy of Archive Dot Org and HiraHira dot net. An interesting relic of very very early weeb fan creations not trying to be particularly ambitious but just a neet oddity. Mine won't watch the damn TV though and keeps sleeping half the day. It's just like real life.

As autistic as all those tests say I am, I'll never top the goat Osaka.

Sata andagi / 10


-você instala o jogo
-osaka se balança na cadeira e cai de cara no chão
-o jogo mãe fodendo crasha
-seu pai te abandona
-esse jogo tira sua depressão causando seu suicídio

i'm always on the edge of my seat wondering what this little freak will do next

i imagine her telling her coworkers she can't take their shift today because she's busy and she's just fucking around in a chair for hours

In my copy osaka doesn't have any limbs and her hair is blue and only sometimes does she have a head but the back of it is gone and you can see the eyes on the other side. Real life creepypasta.

i sat there for like 10 minutes and Osaka just stood there with her arms pointing towards the ceiling as I questioned why I downloaded this

peak fiction

As humanity continues to shed blood and fear onto itself, we completely dodge the universal paradise that can be achieved if we all learn just a little bit from Osaka.

Saata andaagii !!!!!1!!!11 :33

?????? eu passei mais tempo que eu esperava olhando para a Osaka

i like it when osaka starts to dance like peter griffin, like in that one episode where he sings 'the bird is the word'. do you think she watches family guy at her free time?

I've seen the credits roll can you say the same


Wow... she is LITERALLY me!

I wanna know what she does with the ladle and the pan cause every time she steps out that door with those two in hand it sounds like she's fighting her inner demons

el mejor juego de este universo, y el que piensa lo contrario debería ser erradicado de este mundo