Reviews from

in the past


Funny steam easter egg but the game is just not fun at all

decently fun 2D platformer shooter thing. Fun to spend an hour with. it was free, so... yeah.

Also it surprisingly has pretty developed characterization for Gordon Freeman, unlike any of the main Half-Life games lol

you can still get this, iykyk

Truly it is the Half-Life game of all time.


I mean, it's free, it's a funny little novelty, and it's a good memory from my childhood, but if I'm being real...this sucks. Like, even for a Flash platformer, this is just bad.

6,0/10 - Length
1,5/10 - Enjoyment
2,0/10 - Story/Experience
7,0/10 - Originality
1,0/10 - Gameplay

Score = 3,5/10

thank you linus sex tips for reminding me of this garbage

ENG: The concept of Half-Life in 2D is nice. But in practice it sucks. It's a pain in the ass to work out.

ESP: El concepto de Half-Life en 2D está lindo. Pero en la práctica es una cagada. Me da paja elaborar.