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I just realised, you said me haNK - Kyle 2019

To be honest i haven't played a ton of it but i get the gist. It's another survivalcraft game. Not a bad one though. The aesthetic isn't totally my bag, but it's got a lot of life to it and while i don't care much for its personality, it has one, and some narrative. The loop is as rewarding as others, though it can be a bit tough even on the lower difficulties. Plus it's got better character customization than cyberpunk 2077. You can expand this dong way more than that game. It goes into my rotation of survival games i might pick up and put a couple hours in but otherwise i'm fine letting it sit there a bit until it comes up on my random wheel of endless games

nice to relate to my fellow exiles

o jogo até que é maneiro, o sistema de evolução de personagem é bom, só acho o jogo meio duro e com pouco conteúdo(lore fraca)


This review is based off when the game released and Funcom started releasing paid DLC while the game was still an unplayable buggy mess.

Tiene cosas muy interesantes, como conseguir muchos tipos de montura y animales, y jugar con amigos es entretenido, aunque se le ven muchas costuras

I bought this randomly on sale one day and didn't play it for a while. Played it and enjoyed it quite a bit. It has a lot of flaws and i did end up losing interest pretty quickly. BUT it is something i can see myself revisiting in the future

please fix console version funcom its unplayable but i love this game so im hoping

Fun while watching something

Muito bom para jogar com amigos e solo também

Finally crawling out of my third romantic entanglement with Conan. I've put exactly 500 hours into this game and yet I don't have much to say about it, other than it is the perfect combination of cosmetic options, base-building, and dodge-rolling that was made just for me, specifically. There are many games like Conan: Exiles, but all the rest are missing an element I can't quite put my finger on... and NO it's not the nudity! OK!!

First game I played solo that is a crafting game that I actually enjoy and put in many hours. I love how in this game you can capture thralls to help you in your journey. I wish the map was either smaller or have more npc to make it easier to travel around.

One of the more unforgiving Survival/Crafting games. The early game is spent scrounging up resources and trying your best not to die every 5 minutes. Once you get near the end game though, this game is a cake walk. It's not a perfect game by all means as there are still tons of bugs and strange AI movements, but overall it's a ton of fun to play with friends.

las mecanicas dan pena todas, pero es fun

Fun sandbox game overall, with the possibility of owning pets and mounts. By the time I'm writing this review, I have yet to explore a loooooot. I recommend this game, both solo or with friends. There's a lot to explore, farm, hunt, build, and unlock, plus the story quests and objectives!

mt bom o jogo, gosto de explorar

I still don't know what this game is about. I just know you can get the platinum in about an hour

Very fun especially if you can play it co-op, simple but fun and gory combat. Good building and base decoration with an insane amount of options, a clear style that is just fun schlock fantasy. Get yourself a friend and enslave some thralls and build up a base.

Idk dropped it cause alone goofy

Another one in the endless survival genre.

I grow a little sick and tired of the same concept over and over again. After I got bored out of my freaking mind with Atlas, Ark, Minecraft, Valheim and many more, someone recommended Conan Exiles when I was on a LAN Party. Drunk and foolish, I bought the full forty dollar game and added this action to my list of regrets.

Conan Exile is exactly the same as any other game in this genre. You start with a weak, empty character, need to find plant fibers, wood, stones, and food. You build a little cabin, search for more food to prevent starvation, and just f*cking build stuff and kill tribe warriors and wildlife to level up. When leveling up, you increase some stats, unlock new sh!t to build, and that’s it. No endgame, no completion, just become stronger and “dominate”. Sure, there are fortresses to conquer, other players to kill, certain events and missions, caves to explore, but it still feels so generic and lacks any form of innovation in my opinion. When playing with friends, this game is (like any other game) a lot more fun, but even then, after you build a nice house, and found some resources that you needed to craft better sh!t, the boredom kicked in fast.

I have to say, giving yourself a customizable horse cock redeems some quality to the game. Other than that, the only noticeable difference and unique feature is the religion that you choose and follow at the start, giving you certain bonuses.

The graphics in Conan Exiles are nothing special. For a new game like this, I even think that they are not that great. Better graphics do not make a better game, but here, it feels janky, unpolished, crude and from 2014. Menu’s, interfaces and text borders feel like they have been made in Microsoft Paint and overall, it felt just like Ark.

The sound is generic, it is nothing special and does not deserve any special notes.

The interfaces are simple to understand and the controls are basic and workable. The movement of your character however, feels stiff, slow and clunky. My guess is that this is mainly because of the massive world, in which you move real time, like a real person.

From all the open world survival games, this one has the best atmosphere, I give it that. The massive world itself, the biomes, locations and geography are appealing. If I ever have to torture myself again for a few hours with some friends, I would pick this one over Ark or Atlas anytime.

Nevertheless, Conan Exiles made me realize (even tough I already could have figured that out by now) that open world survival games are not for me. With a steady pattern of playing with friends, I could enjoy myself for some time, but when reaching high level, fun and joy flows out of me and I immediately lose interest.

My absolute breaking point, with this game (and all the other survival games I mentioned) is when another player already harvested ton of resources, including rare and essential ones, defeating every and all purpose for you to find, scavenge or earn them by playing the game. It is this exact point why I lose interest and do not feel any accomplishment.

I would not recommend this game. Not because of my own personal experience, but because it does not have anything interesting or unique, besides the “Conan” theme. No new mechanics, no interesting new features, it is just the same as all the others.

me no like (but making a pretend arena to fight friends was goated)


Conan Exiles ventures into the harsh and unforgiving world of survival games, but its journey is a mixed one. The game offers a compelling and visually stunning open world, brimming with challenges and opportunities for exploration. Building and crafting mechanics add a layer of depth to the experience. However, it's plagued by various issues, including technical glitches and an often punishing difficulty curve. The lack of meaningful narrative and uninspiring combat further hinders the overall enjoyment. While it may appeal to fans of the survival genre, Conan Exiles struggles to stand out in a crowded field.



Fun survival game with plenty of jank. Nothing to write home about, but plenty of fun with friends.

I honestly really love this game, but idk, for some reason it just didn't hold my attention