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Tu retire tout ce qui était fun dans le Crazy Frog racer 1 et tu as le 2
surprisingly better than i was expecting, still was short and forgettable as well as just overall confusing. It's a meme game, and really should be treated as such. bing bing
RING DING DING DING BEM BEM
It has The Final Countdown in it and that's worthy of at least one star.
I annoyed my whole family as a child playing with them and winning on this game. There's a really good review below, that goes to show that as a child you care much less about quality, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqMjCvPXndWdoYo42fq8YKZ27M-tLLGby
I briefly looked at this game out of curiosity last month and after around 30 to 45 minutes I got so nauseous that I had to stop. I didn't plan on returning to this but something about it didn't let me go. I just wanted to finish it. I wanted to slay this ugly beast. It's not very long after all: The main game consists of only four cups each made out of three tracks. That's all.
So, I picked it up today to just give it a quick second try to see how long it would take me to finish all tracks and it turned into 2hrs of suffering.
It's crazy to me that this game even exists. It's a racing game based on the characters from music videos based on a ringtone based on someone impersonating their motorcycle for a friend. What a weird story that whole thing is. And just like you would expect from a concept like this the game sure delivers quality entertainment...
Crazy Frog Arcade Racer is probably the most uncomfortable experience I had with a racing game. The track designs are complete dogshit and the wonky controls make it a chore to get through them. A lot of the tracks is really narrow and very winding. It's easy to fall off and you're gonna be bouncing against walls a lot. Since the characters move rather quickly and are mostly pretty small it gets really easy to lose sight over things.
A lot of the items are shallow copies of what most people are familiar with from Mario Kart games and some I could never figure out what they were actually supposed to do. None of them feel very satisfying or consistent either. I never really have the feeling what I'm using here is very effective. It all just adds to the confusion and overall noise.
There is also this damage system where you get slower the more damage you take but it's balanced so badly that it's just annoying. Pretty much every track has big drops that damage you which you cannot avoid but health items are often pretty sparse or so small that you can't even see them through the speedy mess while desperately trying to stay on track.
The game just looks and feels really ugly.
I also don't feel like there is a proper rising difficulty through the four cups. The final cup for example, the Beach Cup, starts with two relatively easy tracks. They aren't much better than the other tracks in terms of design but I was able to get a pretty consistent first place one them pretty quickly. All in all probably two of the easiest tracks to me in this game. But then the final track is this disgusting, confusing behemoth of a mess with parts that I cannot tell at all how you're supposed to get through them efficiently and a terribly frustrating balance between damaging drops and health items. I kept losing all my health and got last place almost every time but it never felt like a fair loss. It just felt like I was suffering from the badly thought out, insane track design and the half-assed gameplay mechanics.
Also, fuck this game for putting you under the enemy on the scoreboard even though you got the same amount of points.
The soundtrack is of course made up out of different Crazy Frog songs. You got the famous ones like Popcorn, Axel F, and The Final Countdown, but also some songs I never heard of. They are all very annoying, naturally, except two tracks that I found surprisingly tolerable.
There are also bonus games like a pinball sort of thing and a rhythm game but they both suck as well.
I'm sure this is not gonna surprise anyone but this game is absolute trash. Frustrating, ugly, and obnoxious. Maybe that's the only fitting way to present Crazy Frog though.
I briefly looked at this game out of curiosity last month and after around 30 to 45 minutes I got so nauseous that I had to stop. I didn't plan on returning to this but something about it didn't let me go. I just wanted to finish it. I wanted to slay this ugly beast. It's not very long after all: The main game consists of only four cups each made out of three tracks. That's all.
So, I picked it up today to just give it a quick second try to see how long it would take me to finish all tracks and it turned into 2hrs of suffering.
It's crazy to me that this game even exists. It's a racing game based on the characters from music videos based on a ringtone based on someone impersonating their motorcycle for a friend. What a weird story that whole thing is. And just like you would expect from a concept like this the game sure delivers quality entertainment...
Crazy Frog Arcade Racer is probably the most uncomfortable experience I had with a racing game. The track designs are complete dogshit and the wonky controls make it a chore to get through them. A lot of the tracks is really narrow and very winding. It's easy to fall off and you're gonna be bouncing against walls a lot. Since the characters move rather quickly and are mostly pretty small it gets really easy to lose sight over things.
A lot of the items are shallow copies of what most people are familiar with from Mario Kart games and some I could never figure out what they were actually supposed to do. None of them feel very satisfying or consistent either. I never really have the feeling what I'm using here is very effective. It all just adds to the confusion and overall noise.
There is also this damage system where you get slower the more damage you take but it's balanced so badly that it's just annoying. Pretty much every track has big drops that damage you which you cannot avoid but health items are often pretty sparse or so small that you can't even see them through the speedy mess while desperately trying to stay on track.
The game just looks and feels really ugly.
I also don't feel like there is a proper rising difficulty through the four cups. The final cup for example, the Beach Cup, starts with two relatively easy tracks. They aren't much better than the other tracks in terms of design but I was able to get a pretty consistent first place one them pretty quickly. All in all probably two of the easiest tracks to me in this game. But then the final track is this disgusting, confusing behemoth of a mess with parts that I cannot tell at all how you're supposed to get through them efficiently and a terribly frustrating balance between damaging drops and health items. I kept losing all my health and got last place almost every time but it never felt like a fair loss. It just felt like I was suffering from the badly thought out, insane track design and the half-assed gameplay mechanics.
Also, fuck this game for putting you under the enemy on the scoreboard even though you got the same amount of points.
The soundtrack is of course made up out of different Crazy Frog songs. You got the famous ones like Popcorn, Axel F, and The Final Countdown, but also some songs I never heard of. They are all very annoying, naturally, except two tracks that I found surprisingly tolerable.
There are also bonus games like a pinball sort of thing and a rhythm game but they both suck as well.
I'm sure this is not gonna surprise anyone but this game is absolute trash. Frustrating, ugly, and obnoxious. Maybe that's the only fitting way to present Crazy Frog though.
New WipEout game looks great!
Boring Mario Kart clone but now with more ear-piercing sound effects.
Would've played the shit out of this as a kid tho.
Would've played the shit out of this as a kid tho.
WARNING: DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME, IT WILL MAKE YOU ORGASM HANDS FREE!
just a massive letdown
wait wait wait they made a SECOND one??
PEAK FICTION