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Games I Like That Everybody Else Dislikes

So rigorously, fundamentally garbage that it actually spins back into brilliance. I've always found something tantalizingly awful about this series, they're so fucking stupid and hilariously bad that it's a blast every time - I really don't think these get the meme treatment they deserve a la something like Knack does. Literally just an even lazier reskin of the original with bugged trophies, a wide array of laughable visual errors, and another disgusting showcase of the seventh generation's Play-Doh facial animations. Evokes such peaks of human emotion as you go from wanting to die to heights of side-splitting hilarity at its total incompetence that you reach some form of enlightenment. Have such fond memories with this one, objectively a huge disaster - imagine wanting your name attached to this in any way lmfao. "So bad it's good" has never been such a shrewd motherfucker, even better with friends.

Playing this game is like eating a really green banana

Everyone has already told you that it's too green, it's not going to taste any good but you eat it anyway unaware of the warnings like a fool's errand

So when you peel the banana you start to notice that it is hard to peel, breaks little by little chipping away skin making it a hard task and makes you wonder why didn't you listen in the first place

Then you take a bite, THEN you start regretting 100% the choice, there is no flavor, it taste like nothing and the texture reminds you of the bark of a tree if anything equally unsavory.

But you eat it anyway, you can't waste a banana like that, you already opened the fruit so out of stubbornness and pride you are going to eat it whole

So now I warn you, don't play this game it is too green to eat

I know this is apparently DLC but this is literally the exact same game. The EXACT same. Just with a different less interesting environment and a bigger focus on gunplay alongside melee combat. I’ll pass thanks