Reviews from

in the past


I absolutely love this game. There is so much content and outright, stupid funny moments in one game. In fact, the game is built on template RPG mechanics, but it’s all so cool and simply made that it’s breathtaking to the end. The game is still not for everyone, but it’s worth a try for a non-standard experience in this genre

Я очень безумно обожаю эту игру. В одной игре набрано столько количество контента и откровенных, тупых смешнявых моментов. По факту игра построена на шаблонной РПГ механике, но это настолько все круто и просто сделано, что захватывает дух до конца. Игра все равно на любителя, но стоит попробовать для нестандартного опыта в этом жанре

Incredibly fun and silly game where you are a hero that only lives for 30 seconds.

I really enjoyed this game a lot more than what I expected during my first minutes of playtime, specially everything related to Hero mode.

The game is divided on a total of 6 campaings, being them the following:

- Hero 30: This is your main campaign, you have 30 seconds to beat each stage, and you can pain game coins in order to extend those sessions, there's also side-goals to complete on each stage, and all of them can be beaten in under 30 seconds by following the correct strategy

- Evil Lord 30: Similar to Hero 30, but now the controls are about summoning creatures in a rock-paper-scissor fashion, depending on the enemies you face, you want to summone one type or another, that mode was alright.

- Princess 30: This is the one I liked less, it's basically a simplified bullet hell, bt I found that that kind of gameplay felt really off in comparison to the others

- Knight 30: A similar gameplay than Mystery Dungeon, it's not exactly the same but I can't think of any other game that plays like this, I would put this one at a similar level to Evil Lord 30

- Hero 300: The epilogue of the game, it's basically Hero 30, but now you have 5 minutes to complete an extra stage, everything commented on Hero 30 applies here

- Hero 3: A bonus mode that takes around 2 minutes to complete once you know how, it's a more frantic version of Hero 30, but it has it's own charm

To sum up, I really enjoyed the main campaign, while finding the others one from ok to a bit boring, but the secondary campaigns can be beaten each in less than 2 hours, so it's not that big of a deal, being them extra modes unlockable after beating the main game.

La versión visual moderna se ve dlv


i completely forgot I even played this game as a child but seeing it on my steam library reminded me that I bought this game because I saw pewdiepie play it

Got a bit frustrated when I realized what this game was, and dropped it for good.

In retrospect, the premise is in the title.

Soy, Francesco! FIAAAUUUUUUUN! Francesco, Cremosini! FIAAAUUUUUUUN! La máquina más veloz, de totte italie! FIAAAUUUUUUUN! Con el número, cuarenta y chinkue! FIAAAUUUUUUUN!

Una idea súperoriginal que se merece más amor.

Las cosas claras. Es un poco cansino pues la mecánica es muy simple. Tienes 30 seg para ir solucionando el pequeño puzzle en tu cabeza mientras avanzas por las distintas pantallas. Así una y otra vez, pudiendo rebobinar el tiempo y subiendo de nivel y consiguiendo armas y armaduras. Con la música le pasa lo mismo, es increíble, pero cuándo escuchas la misma canción 30 veces en 3 horas... Pues cansa un poco. Lo que a mi al menos no me cansa es el humor y la dificultad que tiene para lograr los logros dentro del propio juego, donde incluso con una guía son difíciles de hacer.

While the PSP original may has worked well with the bite-sized content, a port to PC/Steam simply doesn't to well to the main idea. The concept loses its luster quickly, even with what would be a quick and simple ~30 quests/missions/levels/whatever. By the time I was done finishing all of the paths for the primary Hero 30 mode, I just had enough of it. I may look at it more fondly a few years down the line. But for now, I don't think I'll want to keep track of this again. The writing either flew over my head, or the joke was more blunt than a rusty wheelbarrow filled with bags of cheap concrete.

[extremely Jerry Seinfeld voice]:
What's the big deal with grinding? You know, where your little avatar character goes out into the tall grass to catch some Pokémons. And what happens, little tiny numbers go up? Why do these people play this? It's like they're trying to reinvent the wheel, but this time the Japanese fellas are making accounting all over again!

The hardest I ever laughed was just a goofy chuckle at one of the in-game 'Evil Lords' that was a chicken who's name was "Cuckold", and said laughter was more in credit to recent social media & messageboard slapfights.

Oh and apparently there's a sequel to this for some reason why.

I like watching speedruns of this a lot more than I like playing it myself.