Reviews from

in the past


I punti potrebbero significare un livello di "goduria" della vita vissuta?
Camminando unicamente in linea orizzontale sono arrivato a circa 700, ma esplorando la "mappa" qualche chest può darti qualche 100 punti, se non un paio di mosche.
Prendersi il proprio tempo per distrarsi dalla vita senza cercare di andare il più possibile al di là ce la fa godere meglio?

cazzo ne so, l'unica cosa è che senza moglie sono invecchiato meglio. appoggio gli incel.

a game about how having a wife will only slow you down

I was just about 18 when this came out. I remember how people talked about it, about it being this landmark moment for expressiveness in video games. The passage of time since this game makes a lot of that discussion look like a slowly dressing clown, bereft of enthusiasm. The despair arises from how little it took to make people in 2007 Question Everything They Thought They Knew About Video Games. The Joke, that all that thought and energy was invested into the dude what made The Castle Doctrine about a decade later.

Will never understand the collective ire for such an unpretentious piece of media as this. Small, plays for five minutes, details the passage of time. The visual effects are similarly ephemeral, the beginning and ends showing the sheer breadth of your travels in a blurry, mashed-together mesh not unlike the memories of an elder. It plays like so many games that would succeed it, this stumbling motion to the finish line marked along the way by this sense of slow change, until you're at the finish line reminiscing about how you got here and why you persisted this long.

"It feels like it was just yesterday, me and your mother fell in love." He says, swaying in his rocking chair. A sorrowful yet content expression coats his face, his drooping lips turning into a trembling half-smile. "It was the best thing to happen to me."


This game made me have an existential crisis.

I think the warping edges visual is cool.

That's it.

Poético y minimalista. La vida, representada mediante una línea, se muestra de forma efímera. Tu figura irá envejeciendo lentamente con cada paso. La reflexión viene por la forma de afrontar la partida, siendo así una experiencia personal y metafórica.

one of the better walking simulators I’ve played

i dont care how much you visually abstract it, hallmark movie heteronormativity will never be avant garde bitch!!!!