Reviews from

in the past


The most proto-GTA3 game you can get on the Dreamcast; imagine trying to convince your friends that this was the new hotness.

a very silly game with weird bad physics, a lovably dorky soundtrack I will never listen to, and a strange turn of the century Japanese sensibility about what ‘80s America was

you interact a surprising amount with “the president,” (a bit crushed image of I’m pretty sure Bill Clinton, which in combination with the Dreamcasts appearing in both campaigns’ menus makes for a very weird ‘80s), and let's face it, what other game has ever had you assembling hot dogs using a car and delivering them to a Bill Clinton analog?

The craziest in the series. I held off playing this for so long because the PAL version is really slow. Thankfully the NTSC-U version is faster (but not fast) and far more enjoyable. Features 2 scenarios with similar, but different, levels and goals. Marginally better than the PS2/3DS games.