Reviews from

in the past


A game based on a tawainese living meme, Zhuang Yuan. Known for his strange personality and dances.
I love how tactless, cheeky and outdated internet slang laden the dialogue was, despite being spoken by characters of an ancient setting. Wanting to see what this game will throw at me encouraged me to trudge through this triple bargain bin musou. It's clunky, but the game ain't hard at all. The warrior can cut off heads in one hit, and in the master's case the clunk from his stupid dances is the point. Also the music's surprisingly good; Cheesy midi rock that's trying.
My only big complaint is that the levels toward the end overstay their welcome. Those maps are TOO BIG, and it's just long corridors.
This is the kind of art that can only be made by one person who's willing to put in the effort with little return, just because. I don't regret the 74 cents I spent.

Games exist with a purpose. Impart something on the player, gather a fanbase, and maybe make some money back. This is, of course the natural way of things, you poured your heart and soul into making something, you want to be rewarded for it, you want people to love it.

But there is something special about a game that.... Simply exists. This isn't a game that is made to garner attention. It's a game that's made. On the 16th of September in 2017 this was uploaded to the Steam store, with 245 reviews, and going for €2,99, or €0.75 on sale.

It is my sincerest hope that, years from now, someone will stumble across this game like I did, buy it with remaining funds and have fun. This is something that exists for that purpose. Perceive the ridiculousness, maybe ask a couple friends to join you, and revel in the existence of people's passion in a way you might not have done before.

this game was somehow way better than i expected it to be

An ugly as hell Dynasty Warriors game (if it were made by an actual Chinese person) with terrible hitboxes due to it being made in Unity, but it allures you in with a story that'll tilt your head so much you'll develop scoliosis. Really feels like a one man show, and the passion project of a non-developer who played a little too much Dynasty Warriors and got made fun of for being an Otaku or some shit.

Somehow I dig it. But it feels like the English translation could be improved somewhat.

darkengard if it had swag

"I want to show you the truth, so you'll know how beautiful I am, and I'm trying to show you in a subtler way."

--- 我要大---

To play as a tribe warrior and a mysterious weirdo, adventuring in the world of gremlins.
You can have amazing experience in a fresh style.
It uses only excellent graphics for a new generation who seeks for the best taste enjoyment.
Good quality and great satisfaction guaranteed.
A new type of modified Unity-based product!
Don't hesitate to buy.
It will bring you happiness of gaming.

ᴹᴬᴰᴱ ᴵᴺ ᵀᴬᴵᵂᴬᴺ