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in the past


This game is good but also real silly.

Press X to Jason

I would've liked it but the identity of the Origami Killer just... no.

david cage release me from this hellish prison

I'm terrified to ruin my initial feelings towards this game. I know it won't hold up so I never want to revisit it.


I'm giving this a 6 because this is one of the funniest games I've played for entirely wrong reasons. I hope the god one day mods are a thing for this on pc.

La mecánica del juego me mola cantidad (tanto el concepto ya popularizado de película interactiva como lo de manejar a cuatro personajes distintos que realizan investigaciones paralelas sobre el mismo asunto), por lo que es una lástima que la trama me acabe flojeando bastante.

HI MY NAME IS NAMAN JADAN HI MA NAME IS AGNT NAMAN JADAN F B AI

Las mecánicas son perfectas y los dilemas que plantea también. Sin embargo, para mi, la narrativa se cae cuando dichos elementos se desarrollan en situaciones sumamente melodramáticas que en más de una ocasión me hicieron querer abandonar la partida.

this is one of the few legitimately so bad its good games, its never boring its just always fucking stupid

The video game industry's equivalent to The Room

David Cage's best game, and therefore, his worst game. Play them all and you'll get it.

i'm glad i borrowed this from a friend, and didn't buy it

Had the CIA guy get his head bashed in and the game still gave me the trophy for having everyone survive lol

The game is a mess at times for a lot of reasons, but some of those same reasons result in some hilarious and memorable interactions.

I guess I can say this is my guilty pleasure?

Not a bad game! Story was interesting to me and I enjoyed it throughout!

Shelby can't be the killer he is too fat

All that needs to be said about this game is that the most memorable thing about it is a YouTube video where the main character glitches into screaming his son's name over and over again, turning what should be the crux of the game into camp. Miserably self-serious.

A rare example of both quality and originality rarely seen in games. Beautiful graphics, dramatic musical score and a gripping plot.

As with most of games from David Cage (who is actually an android in real life, I think), the high points are always in the most grounded moments.
Heavy Rain might be Cage's best game for this reason, on the basis of it being the least sci-fi-centric (or at least less so than Fahrenheit and Detroit (yuck). That said, it's still very bloated with more silly ideas than good, and let's not get started on the dialogue.

I'm not sure I've actually liked any games Quantic Dreams has made but I appreciate that they keep doing it


I used to be in denial about this game's lack of quality in places but nowadays I do still think it's a good story and an enjoyable game
It do be pretty dumb tho

The opening of this game with "Jason" just really turned me off. I like what it's trying to do, but it really wasn't grabbing me in the first few chapters. Shelved to maybe come back later too.

História e narrativa bem fraca pra um jogo que depende dela, jogabilidade de QTE que envelheceu muito mal, e mesmo na época parece que já era exagero demais. Personagens e decisões burras que te afastam do que tá rolando no jogo toda hora, fetichização e sexualização sem sentido.