Reviews from

in the past


Yoko Taro you've done it again

Many hours wasted in this and Alien Shooter. 10/10 lmao

crashes when u alt tab but very fun. good game to show people


My favourite fish farm game i have 1mil shells please take it away from me

Pretty sure I downloaded this off some weird website on my laptop when I was 9 years old and installed a couple viruses with it

If you ever wanted to speedrun getting carpal tunnel syndrome then this is the game for you.

The BEST click spam game ever made, no contest. Carpal tunnel syndrome was never this fun to get.

i had fond memories of this as a child, but coming back to it as an adult.. holy fuck this game is boring

If you don't turn it off because of the boring first level you're in for one of the best games. It's incredibly fun and addicting, the only criticism i have is that the later levels become VERY mashy/ clicky especially the final boss

This is the childhood game. if youve played pvz and want something more relaxing but just as outlandish and silly go play this.

this game made me the man i am today

My mom and I broke a mouse from this game

Fun silly game. Played so many times through as a kid.

Pure fuckin dopamine screaming through my carpal tunnel

As the predecessor to Plants Vs. Zombies, this game lays a lot of the foundation for what makes that game fun, while also having its own unique identity. The premise, art, and overall tone are very fun and lighthearted, but the design of the levels can make even that feel very intense. The most frustrating part of this game is definitely some of the aliens, it feels nearly impossible to fend off certain types (psychosquids...), but the game does give you many resources to protect yourself with, and it's all about the choice in what resources you use that determines your play-style.

Past the main mode, the challenge mode to get the gold trophy is very tedious to complete unfortunately. Playing each level 8 times just wears on me personally. On the other hand, the included virtual tank option is a fantastic feature, giving the game life beyond its actual levels.

Overall, this is a very fun game, and I would recommend it, even despite its few flaws. (Also the playtime is from me leaving the virtual tank running, actually completing it doesn't take that long).

Carpel tunnel simulator. One of my favorite games as a kid. Doesn't run in a resolution above 640x480, and the screensaver feature requires manual file editing to function on newer computers. Nevertheless, it's a casually fun and addictive classic. The campaign still holds up as simple and enjoyable. Meanwhile, the meta progression grind and virtual fish tank are lovely and provide good long-term reasons to play.

... Is this a survival horror?

Fun little carpal tunnel simulator for the first few tanks, however it becomes a nightmare towards the later tanks. The time spent playing it all the way through will never be returned to me.


Peak Gaming

If you like the original PvZ you'll enjoy this. Simple concept with hard as balls gameplay after the third tank. My only complaint is that I wish there were steam achievements- there are clear in-game landmarks and I want to be able to flaunt beating tank 4 to my friends, dammit.

One of the rare clicker games where you actually have to click. A lot. Carpal tunnel inducing, but pretty darn fun tbh. Classic PopCap really doesn't miss.

Out of all the milked franchises. I wish this one had sequels because I was so in love with this game way back.

To the Joker this would be a normal aquarium.