Reviews from

in the past


This game is so good ive been playing it since the first humans of the Apollo 11 crew touched down on the moon and walked on it. No joke!

Yoko Taro you've done it again

The ending is one of the most emotional moments in any game

One of the rare clicker games where you actually have to click. A lot. Carpal tunnel inducing, but pretty darn fun tbh. Classic PopCap really doesn't miss.


if pop cap had made insaniquarium 2 we'd be living in the good timeline utopia rn

I was 11 when I first played this and I beat it the same day I forced my dad to buy it for me.
My hand fucking killed for the next couple days

how many people were down bad for the pregnant fish please reply

My mom and I broke a mouse from this game

Pure fuckin dopamine screaming through my carpal tunnel

total y absolutamente el S kitana, asi de INSANIAQUARIUM me volvi

This is a game from my childhood that I kinda assumed would be shit because most games I played as a child were kinda shit, but this was pretty fun. Employs a lot of ideas present in every evil mobile games nowadays, but its pretty charming to see them in this infantile state. I guess this is my favourite EA franchise now.

my friend naomi gave me crack for 99 cents. jesus christ.

Popcap is usually one of those companies where they kind of hit their boom early on and then everything after in the modern age is either Kinda Cool or an utter anti-consumer dumpsterfire
With change
Comes new solutions
Always
With change
Comes new problems

Insaniquarium is kinda like this

I was already versed in plants vs zombies, bejeweled and peggle games
But this kinda just EXISTED to me without me even havin tried it before and it is HELL.

Its fun
But its also hell
I think one thing I wish was really different about it was spicing up the tank gimmicks

You got about four different tanks with five different levels and a final boss to tie it off into a neat little bow
but really I think the fourth one is the only one that does it in a drastic way because its a lot easier to get run up on by monsters and have your fish snuft out when youre relying on Pregos(the like.. the birthing fish tht pump out the guppies)
and the money flow is slower

I like the tank with the starcatchers a lot too though! I think the game atleast is throwing enough aliens in rotation with enough Pet variety to keep it from getting BORING

despite this game not bein too terribly long, i wound up taking a couple breaks and finished it in like 3 playing sessions because my finger was getting tired from clicking. You use leftclick for fucking EVERYTHING in this game, to the point where i think it genuinely mightve been better to experience this as an app game or something. But im chillin.

final thoughts:
its war.
krillions will be devoured and need to be fed to reach the egg of power. an enthralling battle after battle in each tank you set fin in. you may click fast, Strong even, owllunchers. But they are beyond strength.
Death? It's meaningless.

my favorite pets were the clam, the mermaid and the shark
but s/o to Angie the MVP

that final boss goes hard asf

BORN TO FEED PILLS TO FISH
FORCED TO SHOOT ALIENS

ME VOLVI INSANIQUARIUM JUGANDO ESTE JUEGUITO

its like an aquarium screensaver except you have a gun

what if a clicker game had levels and bosses

This is the childhood game. if youve played pvz and want something more relaxing but just as outlandish and silly go play this.

Kinda fun and cute, but having 5 levels per tank is just annoyingly grindy. The way you play through a tank doesn't really change at all, so it's just resetting you back so you can do it all again each time, but now it costs even more to advance.

this game made me the man i am today


this game needs a switch port yesterday. i'm not even joking

one of popcap's best. absolutely engrossing to me as a kid and still pretty fun replaying it as an adult. the lil virtual tank sidefeature also makes for a cute screensaver.

though, if you plan on replaying this, get yourself an autoclicker. your finger will thank you.

This was one of the first games I ever played. PopCap was a huge part of my very early childhood and I'm glad people still remember and play this game.