Reviews from

in the past


In my teen years, I got a 4096 while friends and family around me were still struggling to get a 2048 and I have been living on that high ever since

No, no, no, "crocodileman", este juego no es "eh", es como dice "TitanicAnt", es EL juego de los numeros, el mejor de ellos.

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2049

what many consider to be the final boss of gaming. do you have what it takes?

A really fun but infuriating and addicting little puzzle game that is super enjoyable.


Errrm what the scallop! Did Mario make this? It's Made In Italy. The thing only has one purpose in this destitute world, and that is to watch you slide numbers and make big number. Is there merit in this? It's not that fun, even with secret ninjutsu tips you can get on the Internet. If I was on a plane and it crashed and fucking exploded, I would not think about this game at all during my final breaths. Maybe if there were 2048 passengers I probably would chuckle a bit, then again I'd probably be sleeping or some shit.

Now, the game has crazy mods that overhaul everything, it's like Skyrim! Anybody can do it even. Look up the plethora of clones that exist, some may shock you, some may whelm you, some may goad you further in the pursuit of knowledge regarding Obama's last name, but don't forget that the soup is cold and the salad is hot if it's a school lunch. Plus, isn't it better to replace the numbers by cooler things like cool cars because otherwise, you are very nerdy for playing 2048 i aint ngl imagine going "I reached a high score of 131072 🤓🤓" instead of "I reached nirvana on the highway to hell" have some self-respect you nincompoop. What would brock obama say if he saw all that "i suck dick and huuuuuh i eat pussy too" damn he's bisexual thats crazy alhamdulillah hope he enjoys the 2048 mating technique 👏

Are you telling me a high number happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Gabriele Cirulli! He slided in a chain of numbers that happens to be my IP address and he gets to be a lauded game designer? What a joke! I do respect the hustle though. There's a spin on the formula not available for logging on Backloggd called Nextagon and that one was cool huuuuuh I'm exhausting my options here, can I discuss the game without anymore ad hominems? How about the fact the game promotes incest values by only allowing us to pair twin numbers together! This wouldn't fly even in the joint. i delet myself. bye

Minimalist incantation of evil maths that control our world, the time spent represented not by touch to your orbitofrontal cortex, but by what is left behind in the program's designated throne (feculence)

the only reason yall don't 5☆ is bc u suck

Used to play it on my moms phone. probably gave me ADHD

went crazy back in highschool during a boring ass class

I was always insanely ass at this

Got me through high school and college. Amazing. Thank you for your service.

Costumava jogar esse quando não tinha nenhum console ou PC ....

ja me distraiu de varias ansiedade

Does exactly what it sets out to do idk what more you could ask for.

too hard i bit my phone so hard the screen cracked


good time waster for boring uni classes

Pretty fun and interesting for about 2048 seconds.

If you haven't heard of 2048, it's a puzzle game where you slide to smash equal blocks together and they add up to powers of 2 (obviously). I'm surprised the New York Times hasn't purchased (or cloned it) it and added it to their puzzle section, actually, as it was just about Wordle-level popular about ten years ago. It's easy to access and gets moderately difficult unless you look up a strategy guide. Then, you'll see there's not a ton of difficulty to get a good score, but there is still a small community out there searching for high scores and large tiles. Must be exciting for them.

As with all puzzle games for me, I do pretty well at the start but don't have the perseverance to do better than that. One of my math nerd colleagues stuck with it much longer than I did but it didn't spend long on the part of my phone I look at, even with social pressure. It had a good run and I'm sure it will pop up in some retro game content in the future, where us olds will say "Oh yeah, I remember that game!" and then go back to our nap.

If you like a simple puzzle and haven't played it yet, it might be worth a power-of-two minutes of your time...

Review from thedonproject.com

Só não gosta quem não sabe jogar direito. Uma proposta simples, mas extremamente instigante.

This game carried me through high school.