Reviews from

in the past


Every Copy Of Windows XP Came with this so nostalgic

Windows xp, no tener internet = este juego. BUENISIMO BUENISIMO BUENISIMO

I was nearly busted so many times playing this, but I learned all about Alt+Tab ;)

just from seeing the title my internet is gone


a fine time waster when you're waiting for your computer teacher to start class.

“The Earth is God's pinball machine and each quake, tidal wave, flash flood and volcanic eruption is the result of a TILT that occurs when God, cheating, tries to win free games.”

Few things define my adolescent years quite like Space Cadet Pinball. I have a fond memory of the girls I had a crush on, the jokes I made with my friends, and the pinball I played with a fervent obsession. It was a common discussion amongst my classmates, you see, we all wanted to best one another. Who would have the highest score in Space Cadet? Only the truly magnificent and patient could obtain such a glorious feeling of superiority. Even in the modern year of 2022, I still find time to boot it up occasionally for a dose of nostalgic goodness and thrill. You may want me to describe it more, but you also want a ton of needless things that I couldn't give you in your wildest dreams. If you must know though, it is pinball, nothing more, nothing less. But hey! It is in space with cool noises and I love it for that!

We hereby award: The Bronze Seal of Recognition

BEST GAME OF THE FUCKING CENTURY OF ALL CENTURIES.

10000000000000000000000000000000000/10
THIS GAME SAVED THE WHOLE GAMING INDUSTRY.

AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME YOU'RE JUST A FILTHY CASUAL PLEB WITH SHITTY-ASS TASTES.

hold on babe, you look so tense and grumpy today. why don't you just relax? i can massage your skull (raw, no skin) if it'll help you relax babe.

most fun i've ever had with pinball

Fuck minesweeper, this is actually the goat

Been spoilt by subsequent pinball games but This Is Where It All Began. A staple. The bread and butter of gaming

For a free pinball game that came with your Windows, this game was a quite nice distraction. I appreciate that it wasn't too generic, and had a little bit of personality to it.

It's like Little Ceasers. It had my back when I was a poor lad.

i am made of dust and cogwheels so this was my childhood

Ahhhh man I remember playing this on my grandpa's computer that had trouble running Minecraft. Good times.

New computer? No internet? No problem.

This is a certified hood classic.


"Alas, Space Cadet is going...
Undesired, unwanted them,
What makes them go?
It is nothing else than the
principle of the man who
has the reason for being."
Chapter 1 "Ideal"
"The stronger will you have,
the more you face various
trials. Although you can
choose to escape, 'Trial'
has the message for you to
conquer yourself."
Chapter 2 "Trial"
"There is no 'absolute',
in this mundanity.
Occasionally you get lost
facing unreasonable burdens.
In order to overcome,
you need a firm conviction,
penetration, and the ability
to take action."
Chapter 3 "Faith"
"And 'Reality' is unveiled.
What did it want...
What did it see...
What did it hear...
What did it think...
What did it do..."
Chapter 4 "Reality"
"Finally, Karma returns to
the place once belonged.
It recalls the genesis of
consciousness carved for
abyss of memories.
Hence Space Cadet is going..."
Chapter 5 "Metempsychosis"
"I make you alive so that you can walk along the right way.
But can't you understand it?

Ainda bem que eu não preciso mais jogar isso BARULHO ESTOURADO DA BOLA QUICANDO

The greatest thing to do while bored in class and you didn't know how to use proxies to get around blocked websites. Otherwise it's just pinball.