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Slash Man and Shade Man being Universal references made for a set of pretty fun stages, some Robot Masters had good fights and...

I think this game has the most atrocious Wily Stages in any Megaman I've played. Attacks feel impossible to dodge with Megaman's big fuckass sprite on a big screen, and the boss fights are MISERABLE. The bosses are invincible for so long (that turtle boss could've been decent if not for the we turtles three segment that wastes so much time, guts man g is just invulnerable with no tell as far as i can see, bass flying like a dumbass and somehow getting i-frames while doing so), and Wily himself just straight up breaks a rule that you've come to expect (why the fuck can you just slide under the leg that seems like it would damage you???), and the Wily Capsule having a god awfully bloated healthbar, I was honestly just slogging through the finale and while the ending cutscene was kind of cool, I kind of just wish I was playing X instead.

Yeah, actually, why the fuck did I play this? I could've just played X for a better SNES Megaman experience. Fuck. Don't waste your time.

Colorblindness Rating: A
yeah whatever i want nothing else to do with this miserable miserable game

Ost incrível e bosses memorável aliás esse jogo foi feito em 3 meses

Mega Man 7 is a classic side-scroller, but it's a definite departure from the NES days. It's got bigger sprites, a fun shop system, and some awesome robot master battles. However, it can also be brutally difficult, and some of the level design feels unfair at times. If you love a challenge and don't mind the change in art style from the NES originals, Mega Man 7 is still a blast, although it's not the best starting point for newcomers to the series.

Mega Man was always one of those series that I reveered as a child but didn’t exactly play a lot. I mean, this series is one of the NES franchises, and as a teen raised by AVGN and those inspired by him, I just always heard about this motherfucker. So much so, that I got Mega Man 9 and Mega Man 10 on the Wii when the released way back when. A new game with NES graphics, I mean, I ate them up at the time. I got the second volume of the Legacy Collection because it not only had those two that I played a lot of as a kid, but also the 8th installment, which I had seen recently is very coveted among true fans of this series.

However, before moving on to the latter three games in this collection I felt obligated to play this one, and it may have soured me on Mega Man before I even got going! I feel like a lot of people are lukewarm on this installment, anyways, but I think I’m just lukewarm on the whole thing. See, because Mega Man is a series defined by its legacy as a classic NES game, it feels like every new game was designed not to be updated because half of the appeal, according to the designers, are those clunky and old school things that make a game less fun. Mega Man doesn’t crouch because, well, Mega Man doesn’t crouch. It doesn’t matter how nice it would be to have different heights for your attack, Mega Man DOESN’T CROUCH! Also, spikes are an instant death. It doesn’t matter that levels seemed designed without that fact in mind, and there are sections of some levels that seem like they want to launch you in the spikes once just to teach you about a level’s gimmick, but then you get sent back to the beginning. But, I mean, what can ya do? In Mega Man, spikes are an instant death. Because they always were.

Needless to say this game made me angry. Thank god for the Legacy Collection’s “LOAD LAST CHECKPOINT” option. I was clicking that button, plenty. The password system was honestly really funny, because I haven’t played a game that used that in ages, and I figured by the SNES we weren’t really using that for these bigger games. However! Then I remembered, after figuring I would just give up on the Wily’s Castle levels, that I can input a password to get me to the end! So I did, and then the boss kicked my ass, then when the second phases started, I said “actually, forget it.”

The first "throwback" Mega Man? I know this is sometimes regarded as a step back by folks who were there when Mega Man X changed the game. It's funny to think about that now from a modern perspective, knowing that Classic and X are separate subseries. But I suppose that assurance wouldn't have existed at the time, so, fair enough, I guess.

MM7 definitely feels like it's trying to apply lessons learned from Mega Man X. The presence of an opening stage, plus the increased emphasis on things like cutscenes, hidden power-ups, and narrative themes feel like a deliberate choice to backport X's contributions. In particular, you have that ending, where Mega Man grapples with Asimov's First Law of Robotics. I can only assume this exists here since Mega Man X introduced robots that have free will. Ergo, it stands to reason that Rock Light, for as much as he's presented as a little boy with a strong sense of justice, would still be beholden to Asimov's Laws, at least in part.

...of course, this is futzed with somewhat in the localization, but hey. Incidentally: the reason Mega talks so slowly there is because the text was changed, but the text speed is consistent between versions. The original script simply had him say "...", so that slow speed effect would've been impactful. Having Mega speak a full line of dialogue at that speed, not so much.

It is insane to me that this game was developed in three/four months. If this was another NES title, that would still seem too short - Mega Man 2 had a hellish 8-month dev cycle, remember. But effectively having to build a game and its engine from the ground up in half that time? Yet by all accounts, the team had a ton of fun making this one! I guess it made for a fun challenge, kompressing development time and working to meet the challenge?

With this in mind, while I do have some criticisms, I actually find that there aren't any I specifically pin on this crunched dev cycle. Maybe how a couple of the stages (Slash Man, Turbo Man) are a little lackluster, despite how high-concept they are? But, like, the ridiculous difficulty spike of the Wily Capsule is clearly a deliberate decision, not a consequence of crunch. The Super Adaptor's implementation is a progression of existing Rush Adaptor ideas from 6 more than anything unique to this game.

Heck, the team was able to sneak in stuff like secret moves and boss fights, despite the crunch! Commendable for sure.

But for me personally, the game's biggest impact will always be Bob & George, and the downstream consequence of the sprite comic scene coming into existence out of Mega Man 7. True, Neglected Mario Characters predates Bob & George (and was a personal favorite, at least in its heyday); true, Mega Man 7 is relevant to Bob & George more out of coincidence than anything; true, sprite comics probably would've come into being anyway. Doesn't matter; I cannot look at a single main character sprite from this game without thinking about the long, long history of sprite comics and recolored OCs to stem from its iconography. I can't really rate the game based on that, but I'd be lying if I didn't mention it.

O melhor da série clássica.

A competent follow-up to the 8-bit games that tries some new things and winds up landing most of them. Outside of 'Mega Man Soccer' though, I think this might be the weakest SNES game in the series. I mean, after 'Mega Man X' came out, this just seems lamer by comparison.

IT WOULD BE AN UNIRONIC GEM IF THEY TOOK WILY CAPSULE OUT OF THE GAME