Reviews from

in the past


it will get a 5 once im good at it.

Bullshit game that makes you feel braindead and like a galaxy brain simultaneously, few things can do that. It also has a metric ton of replay value.

I hate this game with every fibre of my being and that's why it's amazing

Great stuff. Part of the "spelunky-like" lineage of platformer roguelikes (along with the criminally under-appreciated catacomb kids) that understand roguelike games are supposed to be exciting . The surprising size and scope of the world is dazzling. Very funny too. Peak of the genre.

This isn't a goddamn roguelite its an open world game.
Haven't been this interested in a game for a very long time. When I think of what a "game" should be, Noita comes up.

I beat the main "boss" Golmi on my 10th run or so, and thought "that was kind of fun, but that can't be it"

It was not in fact it, so much to discover, so much to tinker with and poke around, as vast as a sea and as deep as an ocean.


Abra o jogo.
Morra.
Reinicie.
Morra.
O que acontece se eu juntar esses 2 feitiços?
Morra.
15 horas estudando feitiços.
Morra.
Nossa, criei uma wand OP! Lesgoooo
*Morra.

extremely fun and intricate, tons of replay value and then some

really cool rouglike game that makes you feel like a god for a moment then you proceed to die in the most slapstick way possible

quero jogar pq adoro mecanicas assim
mas pqp mds mds mds MUITA COISAAAA

This game is a rabbit hole.

You enter thinking this is a good rogue-like with a cool magic sistem and nothing more... And then, after hours of playing, you are now traveling through parallel worlds and creating suns and black holes.

"As Above, so below..."