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A diferença entre fifa e uma punheta é que durante a punheta você sente algum tipo de prazer, embora ambos te deixem com um vazio descomunal por horas

Nunca me diverti tão pouco a jogar um jogo e joguei FIFA a minha vida toda, defender é uma merda o teu jogador tira a bola mas bate e volta pra o atacante adversário e deixa ele completamente livre, atacar é uma merda jogar pelo meio é praticamente impossível os jogadores não sabem se posicionar e fazem do seu melhor para se deixarem marcados por todos os jogadores adversários, se por acaso houver uma desmarcação o defesa com menos 10 pontos de Pace/Velocidade vai chegar a tempo e cortar facilmente a bola, jogo resumido sobre quem tem o jogador que corre e ganha no corpo mais ou quem passa pro lado á frente da baliza depois de correr mais, abrir packs nunca foi mais inútil 50 packs ou 5 não há diferença só calha duplicados.
Modo carreira também não salva, definições de dificuldade merda, equipas de posição de despromoção vão jogar como se fossem treinadas pelo Pep Guardiola e o ponta de lança 70 de OVR manda foguete em vez de remate.
Pro Clubs, salva um bocado porque é jogado a rir com amigos melhor modo de jogo de longe.

sinceramente esse fifa ta tao nojento q eu nem tenho coragem de jogar o UT dele

Fifa continua sempre dos mesmos.
O jogo ainda é bom jogando com amigos ou passando uma sabado a tarde.
Mas nada demais em 2024


Incrível como é a mesma coisa de sempre, e para piorar, não tem nada da seleção brasileira ou times brasileiros, chega a ser decepcionante.
O jogo tem sua jogabilidade igual aos anteriores, no meu ponto de vista, de um jogador casual.
As animações tem bugs frequentes de colisão, até no momento mais importante, levantar uma taça de campeão tem bugs pqp.

FIFA 24... oh sorry EAFC24 is certainly another FIFA game just without the license. Again EA here seems to not want to change anything and just keep releasing the same crap.
Luckily I got my copy via the playstation monthly free games that's the only reason I'm giving this 1 star and not a half star, it's cause I played this free.

The DDA in this game is pathetic. It seems that the game essentially rigs it for you to win or lose, where sometimes you could have the best defenders and attackers, and yet they all act like their bumbling idiots never scoring or tackling. Or sometimes they become prime Barcelona or Los Galacticos obliterating an opponent.

Also it seems like winning is wrong, and you have to lose sometimes.
It's almost as if EA is essentially punishing the player for being good.
I get wanting people to play your crappy release every year but wow is this a new low. This certainly feels like a cut and paste, because legit I didn't feel anything different in terms of how bad the DDA was in FIFA 23, just seems like they took it from there and placed it in here again, because EA don't like hard work or caring.
The only difference of this year compared to last is the name and the cover star.

Here's to hoping 2K FIFA 2025 is good. I think this game impressively somehow pushed long time players away. People who defend the long time scummy business practices have woken up and realized this shit is subpar. And no EAFC 25 will not improve upon this, it'll just be the same crap as before probably worse.


I played literally a day just to see if it was different from say FIFA 23, I did this by playing SEASONS. Playing seasons tells you everything you need to know about the online in this game.
The first 2 games I lost about 4-2 and 6-2. The 3rd game I whooped my opponent 6-1, the 4th game I got whooped 7-5, my 6th and 7th games, I won 6-1 in both situations.

It's almost like I insulted the DDA bot for winning my 3rd match so it decided to put me through hell in my 4th match. Yeah sure scoring goals is nice, but legit older FIFA games had that uniqueness of keeping scorelines low and had actual skill involved. Yeah sure you got sweats, but it's ridiculous when every game ends in 4 or 5 goals, you never see a scoreline below 2 goals.
In older FIFAs before FIFA 20, you had balance to a point where sometimes you'd even go extra time with people online cause the game was that close. I don't think I've ever experienced a 0-0 draw to full time in a modern FIFA after 23 and this game.

This game is absolutely bland asf to look at in its UI. I get Haaland is the cover star but could you not get other players on different screens?
Also the song selection is crap, the faces look fine.

I didn't bother touching career mode nor pro clubs cause they're the same boring unimproved fossilized mode that EA doesn't care to improve it.

As of writing (June 2nd, 2024) they haven't revealed EAFC 25 yet and yesterday Real Madrid won the Champions League so I'm willing to bet either Vinicius Jr or Jude Bellingham will be the cover star. I'm saying all of this to explain THE NEXT WILL BE EXACTLY THE SAME JUST HAVE A DIFFERENT NAME AND NUMBER, A DIFFERENT COVER STAR AND UPDATED TEAMS WITH NEW PLAYERS AND RETIRING ONES.

Luckily people seem to be starting to wake up from this nonsense, I have no hope in EA improving this series. Here's hoping 2K do a good job with the FIFA LICENSE.

FUCK THIS GAME THEY RUINED THE CAREER MOD
but the gameplay is a bit better

I have this weird habit of every couple of years playing one season in manager mode of my fave club and then getting bored and forgetting about the game for 3 years.