Extremely well polished and fluid 2D platformer with a really charming art style, fantastic level design and a banger soundtrack. Would absolutely recommend going for at least a few P Ranks because even though as of writing this I've only gotten a couple, the adrenaline rush of the second lap is matched by no other 2D platformer.
I'm glad that I'm isolated from most online communities so I don't have preconcieved notions of this being a dumb Reddit game or whatever. Some of the jokes rub me the wrong way (like the native stereotypes in world 2) but on the whole I love this game's humor and art style, it's a perfect blend of 90s Nick and 00s internet. If I had infinite free time I'd 100% this game but my reflexes aren't what they used to be.
I am aware that almost every game I've played for this account so far have been games that are personal favorites of mine, but I can't help it. I like playing games that I like!
...I mean what do you want me to say that hasn't already been said?? Pizza Tower is literally a perfect video game. One of the best soundtracks in gaming, possibly my favorite pixel art style in any video game ever, speedy platforming so fast it'll turn your bones into accordions, free dlc that adds a new playable character, it's surprisingly really really funny, oh yeah also ALL of it is themed around my favorite food of all time too??? Pizza Tower feels like it was meticulously manufactured to appeal to literally EVERY SINGLE one of my personal sensibilities. Like this was a piece of media made just for me and me only. I am OBSESSED with this fuckin game, dude. It's incredible to me how this game took that inspiration from Wario Land, and COMPLETELY SURPASSED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE GAMES. Pizza Tower makes it look so effortless. If the Wario Land series never comes back and Pizza Tower takes it's place, I think I'll be okay with that. One of my new favorite video games of all time, and I MEAN IT
...I mean what do you want me to say that hasn't already been said?? Pizza Tower is literally a perfect video game. One of the best soundtracks in gaming, possibly my favorite pixel art style in any video game ever, speedy platforming so fast it'll turn your bones into accordions, free dlc that adds a new playable character, it's surprisingly really really funny, oh yeah also ALL of it is themed around my favorite food of all time too??? Pizza Tower feels like it was meticulously manufactured to appeal to literally EVERY SINGLE one of my personal sensibilities. Like this was a piece of media made just for me and me only. I am OBSESSED with this fuckin game, dude. It's incredible to me how this game took that inspiration from Wario Land, and COMPLETELY SURPASSED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE GAMES. Pizza Tower makes it look so effortless. If the Wario Land series never comes back and Pizza Tower takes it's place, I think I'll be okay with that. One of my new favorite video games of all time, and I MEAN IT