the fact they actually tried to make it good hurts me
just as good as gobb 1 but i didnt like stinger flynn puzzle, i liked the rest tho and the voice actring was pretty ehh but its fun they have voices now
how do you mfs find this kinda stuff
Worst in the series (up to Garten of Banban 3 when this comes out)
It's like the first game only longer and way worse. Significantly less fun than the first game because the gimmick has long-since worn off and it's trying to take itself seriously(?) now. Very bad "puzzles" full of trial and error, and generally a very unenjoyable experience. For the meme I will force myself to play Garten of Banban 3, but this entry has soured my opinion of something I already didn't like. Not good.
a cynical cash grab but kinda funny
Even worse, thanks god im not a toddler so i can finish this game under an 1.5 hour to give the creators my middle finger as payment. The amout of laziness and ways to artificially increase the length of the game is beyond human comprehension.
So, with my review of Garten of BanBan 1, I was a bit hopeful, and optimistic, and kind of praising the developers, though not entirely, and I gave the first the benefit of the doubt.
This game however, Garten of BanBan 2, is far worse. And I cannot be genuinely nice to it, I cannot give it the benefit of the doubt. This is plain bad. Let me explain.
So, I played Garten of BanBan 1 the day after it came out, on Janurary 7th, 2023. And I'm pretty sure that it wasn't very known right when it came out, it took a solid week I'm pretty sure, for it to gain traction. After I beat Part 1, I wasn't feeling much about the game, I was very 50/50, very indecisive on it. Not many thoughts or opinions flooded my head when I beat it. I just really only thought, ''If they do a 2nd one, I hope they do it better.'', and when 2 got teased, and they did teasers, and trailers for it, I wasn't excited for it, but my curiosity was there for it. I wanted to see if it would improve upon the 1st game. I became casually optimistic on the game.
The game released March 3rd, 2023. I bought it the day it released, and finished it the day of release. To my dismay, and I should have expected this truthfully, it was less than 2 hours long. And fundamentally as a game, it was far worse. Everything got more nonsensical, and hard to understand. The segments in this game were atrocious, to say the least.
I didn't care for Jumbo Josh as a villain, nor was I surprised by BanBan being the ''helper'' talking to you through the cameras. It all was very predictable, and it also cost 6 dollars for me. 6 dollars more than the previous one. 6 dollars more than what it should have been. BanBan 2 should have been the first game, mix 1 and 2 together, and release that as number 1. And BanBan 3 would become 2, and 4 would become 3, and it become tighter, in my opinion, and more worth your money, even if it's only an added 20 minutes.
They needed this game in the oven much longer than it was in the oven for, only being made for 57 days. It needed 100 at the very least, but if they took 100 days to make a proper game, then god forbid they have to delay BanBan 3.
This game is bad, really bad. I only continued to see where the series would go from here, and I was semi-surprised.
Overall: 3/10
This game however, Garten of BanBan 2, is far worse. And I cannot be genuinely nice to it, I cannot give it the benefit of the doubt. This is plain bad. Let me explain.
So, I played Garten of BanBan 1 the day after it came out, on Janurary 7th, 2023. And I'm pretty sure that it wasn't very known right when it came out, it took a solid week I'm pretty sure, for it to gain traction. After I beat Part 1, I wasn't feeling much about the game, I was very 50/50, very indecisive on it. Not many thoughts or opinions flooded my head when I beat it. I just really only thought, ''If they do a 2nd one, I hope they do it better.'', and when 2 got teased, and they did teasers, and trailers for it, I wasn't excited for it, but my curiosity was there for it. I wanted to see if it would improve upon the 1st game. I became casually optimistic on the game.
The game released March 3rd, 2023. I bought it the day it released, and finished it the day of release. To my dismay, and I should have expected this truthfully, it was less than 2 hours long. And fundamentally as a game, it was far worse. Everything got more nonsensical, and hard to understand. The segments in this game were atrocious, to say the least.
I didn't care for Jumbo Josh as a villain, nor was I surprised by BanBan being the ''helper'' talking to you through the cameras. It all was very predictable, and it also cost 6 dollars for me. 6 dollars more than the previous one. 6 dollars more than what it should have been. BanBan 2 should have been the first game, mix 1 and 2 together, and release that as number 1. And BanBan 3 would become 2, and 4 would become 3, and it become tighter, in my opinion, and more worth your money, even if it's only an added 20 minutes.
They needed this game in the oven much longer than it was in the oven for, only being made for 57 days. It needed 100 at the very least, but if they took 100 days to make a proper game, then god forbid they have to delay BanBan 3.
This game is bad, really bad. I only continued to see where the series would go from here, and I was semi-surprised.
Overall: 3/10
This IS the worst horror game I've ever played. It very much overstays it's welcome, blatantly trying to get over the 2 hour mark so you can't refund the game and still failing. The game somehow barely ran too due to how fucking awfully optimized things like it's models are. It's doodoo.
I mean, it's an actual game this time, not a good one, but a game.
No one would know what this is if content creators didn't point a finger at it. It's genius in a way because the distinct lack of effort makes the gameplay and designs simple for the kiddos. I have two more games and hopefully they get funnier than this.
My boy, Jumbo Josh is not in the portrait of the game, and he doesn't appear that much, but hey, there is lore now, or at least an objective.
jumbo josh wasn't in this one as much even though he was teased at the end of banban 1
awful game
how tf they made it worse than 1?
Espero que en el tercer juego esa guarra de blanco me enseñe sus Banbalingas
banbaleena is so hot. now i know what it's like to have a crush on my teacher
WHY
Oh Banbaleena yes Ma'am
peak
This was even less funny
SO REAL !!! OPLIA BIRD COME BACK !!!!
jumbo joshالحمد
this game has higher highs and lower lows than the first. it has some actually not horrible setpieces. the classroom segment was pretty funny and i think the game overall had some areas that were memorable. that's all the good i have to say. the story is awful, the graphics suck, its horribly optimized, the voice acting is parody-level, and this game might have the worst puzzle design i've ever played, to the point where I thought I softlocked myself out of progression 80% of the way through the game.
this game has higher highs and lower lows than the first. it has some actually not horrible setpieces. the classroom segment was pretty funny and i think the game overall had some areas that were memorable. that's all the good i have to say. the story is awful, the graphics suck, its horribly optimized, the voice acting is parody-level, and this game might have the worst puzzle design i've ever played, to the point where I thought I softlocked myself out of progression 80% of the way through the game.
You see, Banban 1 was like short and it had like nothing in it. However, 2 has more stuff, but all of it sucks so its a 2 and a half hour boring fest of nothing and slop. A normal person would quit here, but I am willing to give this series that I previously wrote off as garbage a chance.
I have never hated playing a game more
a step up from chapter one in a lot of ways, and a step down in just as many others. didn't help that jumbo josh made me furiously masturbate every time he popped up so I was basically softlocked in those sections.
As a banbanner. this is the worst banban game.
kk
Why does it perform so badly holy shit
Hated every second of it