Reviews from

in the past


Would be 5 if peggle nights didnt exist

It's peggle, man. I bought it on PC so I could 100% it again. Peggle 2 is lame and this is the true form. The form everyone should worship. Even my MOM and DAD love this game. It's truly E for EVERYONE. Children? Yes. Your neighbor? yep. Your dog? Hell yeah. The only thing that God and Satan agree on is that Peggle is great. So play it.


I'm glad that this game makes more people open to pegging

Such a fun addicting game with some nice background art. Best use of Ode to Joy in media.

I remember when the unicorn said "It's Peggin' Time!" Truly the number one balls experience.

this is genuinely one of the greatest video games ever made

I do not like this horse, why is he looking at me like that

I have seen peggle in my dreams multiple fucking times. Lights and sounds made perfectly to latch onto my brain. I laugh at my friends for watching family guy clips with subway surfers gameplay shit, but if it were Peggle gameplay I'd be hooked too. I wouldn't even need the family guy. You put a video of a ball hitting some pegs in front of me and I am instantly entranced.

A good game if you're just looking to kill some time. It's very much a game I can see many mothers playing on their iPhone for years on end. The PC version has a fixed resolution of 800px which makes it look like a Windows 98 game. Nothing bad with a nostalgic look, just could do with options to make it look a bit more modern.

no part of this rating is a joke

Great arcade game that is really reminiscent to Arkanoid that is an old block breaker game, very similar in style, but in Peggle you drop the ball and try to break as many blocks as you can before the ball falls to nothingness, or to the moving cauldron for an extra ball.

Absolutely lovely game that has good memories for me. Get Pegged.


Within 3 seconds of purchasing this game I got a knock on my door. Curious, I opened it. To my surprise, a crowd of extremely attractive women were standing outside, begging to be let in. As I asked why, they, virtually in unison, told me that they wanted to have hot, sweaty, bed-breaking sex with me -- all because I had purchased Peggle Deluxe, at the time on sale for $7.50 AUD on the Steam® Store. Seeing as they were so desperate to have sex with a Peggle Deluxe player, I agreed, only if they agreed to watch me play it afterwards. After 16 straight hours of pleasing multiple women, they gathered around me and my computer and watched in awe as I played, witnessing what a true man can do. I am writing this a few days after this entire ordeal, and hordes of women still come by my place begging for sex, but we have needed to tone it down to a mere 4 hours of sex to allow for the rest of my day to be riddled with Peggle-filled adventures.

So. Would I recommend this game?

Absolutely.

The objectively most ok game that everyone should play.