There's not a lot here but it's great when you need a smile.
My main problem with this game so far is that it gets annoying trying to micro-manage everything if you have specific goals. I haven't tried the automation features yet, but I'm hoping they'll make the game more enjoyable.
i made a dog that had three legs and felt so guilty that i had to stop playing.
I 100% achievement this game, the dogs are just so silly and messed up lol
ehehehehehhehehehehe dogs
This game is just so ridiculous and so funny to look at. The dogs don’t really have any interesting interactions with toys and furniture, which is a big drawback for a virtual pet game, but watching these physics-driven freaks of nature teeter around and trip over each other is an absolutely transcendent experience.
It's simple fun, one of those games I pick up when the mood strikes me and I don't want to think too hard, then shelve away for a few months. It's so silly and charming. Played the Switch version before I got the PC one, and the PC version plays way better!
hehehe funny doggies they're cuboid and stuff but I have literally like 0 motivation to ever play this game again
The game is very cute but gets stale very fast
Wobbledogs is a terrible delight of mad science and pet care. In this sandbox world of canine containment bays, you embrace the whims of “what happens if I breed this dog with a comically small head?” right alongside “what if I only fed this dog onion rings for its entire life?” The act of wildly irresponsible animal husbandry is richly rewarded with every generation as your dogs reckon with their own anatomy. I zoom the camera out and view my multi-room compound from afar. I zoom the camera in and focus on a room full of stumbling idiots biting each other, neon body parts from a fallen companion left uneaten, and wet stains from a dubious emergence scattered about the astroturf. I love each and every one of my profoundly incompetent Wobbledogs and I am not open to criticisms.
My biggest issue with this game is that I played it on Switch. It works well enough but the controls are pretty awful. Rather than being able to mouse over anything, there is a reticle in the center of the screen that must be lined up with whatever it is you want to click. Anything that walks or rolls away might take one or two attempts to “catch.” It takes some getting used to and the best it gets is mildly annoying. The port is pretty bad, so if you have the option then you should play it on PC.
My biggest issue with this game is that I played it on Switch. It works well enough but the controls are pretty awful. Rather than being able to mouse over anything, there is a reticle in the center of the screen that must be lined up with whatever it is you want to click. Anything that walks or rolls away might take one or two attempts to “catch.” It takes some getting used to and the best it gets is mildly annoying. The port is pretty bad, so if you have the option then you should play it on PC.
MY FREAK DOGS WITH FREAK GENETICS AND BEHAVIOURS!!!!
I used to play this game a lot last year and I naturally got 68/73 achievements on steam, so today I went back and finished those last achievements and now I'm actually done with this game
Silly dog game that you can jump in and out of at any time
help
Played it once, it's cute but I don't see myself going back sadly.
stopped playing cus sploink died :((((
One of the sim games of all time
I LOVE MY FUNNY LITTLE DOGGIES
My dog died and the other dogs ate him
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my dead dogs came back and I freaked put 10/10
watch dogs fall over all day and make eggs? perfect game
i cry when the dogs die
Controls are a little wonky on controller but it's a fun game. Lots of downtime though.
Great for a laugh and for cryin when your lil cheese stixs die
This feels like a fake game you'd see in the background of like. A 2000s Nickelodeon show. Not in that "oh its generic and just what a guy who doesn't play video games thinks video games are" and more like "the team behind the show wanted to take the piss out of a game their kids play and added as much weird shit as possible"
I do like a lot how all the weird pupation mutation stuff is played somewhat straight and not like "ooooh this game is FUCKED... this cutesy game just went FUCKO MODE." because thats way more common in every indie game than people want to recognize
I do like a lot how all the weird pupation mutation stuff is played somewhat straight and not like "ooooh this game is FUCKED... this cutesy game just went FUCKO MODE." because thats way more common in every indie game than people want to recognize
pretty accurate representation of real life inbreeding
use inbreeding to create manmade horrors. i once made a dog that had very long thin legs. it could not walk and i had to manually feed it until it died. you can make the dogs eat their own poop to get more genetic mutations. i love this game
I called a dog "Mario Judah" and was really upset when the game told me that Mario Judah was about to die
fun to kill time with when you’re bored or want something wholesome
A chill game to pop in and out of about creating abominations.
Not much to it, which is great when you just want to waste an hour or so making a ten-legged nightmare beast.
Not much to it, which is great when you just want to waste an hour or so making a ten-legged nightmare beast.