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I can confidently say that this is the strangest racing game I’ve ever played. You start off by selecting one of four characters, and they hail from locations such as Nerdsville, Nebraska and Geek City, Tennessee. The game then cuts to a scene of you overlooking a gathering of a group called “The Kings” which I suppose is the coolest group around because they race classic Chryslers. Regardless, your dweeb-self really wants to join the kings.

The 20-race campaign sees you earning cash (for upgrading your vehicle or buying items such as suede jackets) and cool points (to progress from being a nerd to at the end, a jive cat). There are also top-down mini-games that require you to collect teddy bears to woo the hordes of women that you’re attracting with your Chrysler.

The racing itself isn’t great, but the pure hilarity of every other aspect of the game made it a worthwhile experience. In short, I think I need to go buy a classic Chrysler and become a real-life jive cat.

The Alamo never would’ve fallen if I was at the helm of its defenses.

I miss the days of car brands pumping out shovelware. The games aren’t particularly good but they contain a nice mixture of jank and charm.

You’re telling me that we used to get 5 bananas per banana bunch? Shrinkflation has really taken its toll on the franchise.

Perhaps I’ve played too many bad kart racing games recently, because I didn’t think this one was as bad as its reputation would lead you to believe.

Would I recommend it? Of course not. However, it looks like a masterpiece in comparison to the likes of Garfield Kart and Race with Ryan.

A definite improvement over the first entry, for two main reasons:

1) You can jump now, allowing you to avoid the spider hazards that plagued the first game.

2) Loot boxes have been replaced by a shop that costs very little to refresh, making unlocking cars fairly easy.

Just good enough to make you want to play an actual Fallout game.

Playing this is like watching a bad action movie. You know it’s not going to be good, it just happens to be what you’re in the mood for.

Loses half a star because it corrupted my save and made me sit through three hours worth of nonsense again.

More of the same at this point. The formula still works but could definitely use some improvements (especially graphical ones) in future entries.

Definitely would’ve been a better experience had I not played it on the Wii.

This game is so cool that it made my younger self dream of becoming a professional motocross rider.

I am now an accountant.

I am the undisputed stumble guys champion of the world. The bots and toddlers that populated my lobbies never stood a chance.

All my homies hate the Trade Federation.

A fun arcade baseball option for people (me) that are tired of getting two hits in a full 9 inning game of The Show.