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Literally Uncharted 1 but with more gimmicks than the shittiest shovelware kids game on Wii you can imagine where you braid your pet's pubes or whatever

SMOOTH, SNAPPY GUNFIGHTS OVER INSTA-KILL DEATH PITS. GRANDIOSE SETPIECES OVER CENTURIES-OLD CANYONS AND BURNING BUILDINGS. But OOPSIE SLOOPSIE the log you're on is SLIPPY WHIPPY, tilt the Vita left WOAH tilt the Vita right WOAH tilt the Vita left WO- FUCK OFF

RACE THROUGH A CRUMBLING TOMB WITH TIGHT PLATFORMING CONTROLS. YOU'RE DODGING DEBRIS. YOU'RE SCRAMBLING PAST ENEMIES. YOUR HEART'S RACING... okay but to exit the tomb you gotta point the Vita's camera at your lamp. For real just turn your lamp on real quick and point your camera at the light please. Oh and rub the dust off this ornament by rubbing your touchscreen. OOPSIE SPLOOPSIE THE LOG'S BACK tilt left WOA-

The final boss is a quick time event

I remember this released the same day as a Taylor Swift album. Walking into a class I told my bud "hey, today's the big day" and some random ass girl behind us said "you're a Swiftie too?" That's the day all of my problems began. Fuck you, 11/11/21.

15 Signs You're a "PUYO" male (SUPER RARE) & Is it better than "TETRIS"?

You go in thinking it's going to be corny as hell and then it hits you with Guru Ant. The music industry has never recovered

PaRappa 1 and 2 combined can't touch this. UJL is a gem that deserved better treatment.

the ultimate testament to how universally infectious this game's charms are is that the entire video game criticism profession has silently agreed without exception to forgive the fact that it's basically unplayable.

Alright, who's the funny guy who made this?