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i'm not lazy, i'm just slightly delaying the inevitable heat death of the universe
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Undertale
Undertale
Hollow Knight
Hollow Knight
Terraria
Terraria

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Portal
Portal

Apr 22

Human: Fall Flat
Human: Fall Flat

Apr 14

Acting Lessons
Acting Lessons

Apr 10

Hades
Hades

Apr 08

GTFO
GTFO

Mar 20

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i won't lie about why i started playing this, we all know why.

But it exceeded my expectations by doing something different. I've never contemplated my choices in these types of games before, always went in with the mindset to just see as many scenes as I could, but this totally turned that over its head.
Impressive how impactful this was despite being such a short experience. I don't feel ready to replay this to see any other endings.
It has a ton of flaws, the biggest of which is probably that it looks kinda bad and has boring stretches of gameplay, but it can't hurt to give the game a chance - it's pretty short after all.

P.S: shout out to that one fan of Once in a lifetime who recommended this in youtube replies

as a fan of both greek mythology and roguelikes, this game is spoiling me.
the art direction in this game is beautiful - every aspect of it shows how much effort and polish went into designing it.
The characters and story also supplement the gameplay well, though the liberties greek myth adaptations take with adapting the source material(s) will always grind my gears a bit.
Above all, the gameplay is insanely addicting and balances the skill requirement and ease from permanent upgrades really well to make every run feel satisfying. But the randomness required to progress various things can get pretty annoying, which can make completion feel like a chore.

easily the funniest horror game of all time