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Never ask a man about his salary.
Never ask a woman about her age.
Never ask Kingamajig about how his monarchy "took care of" political dissident Rotten Wrench after the events of Pantsylvania.

EDIT: Stephan Weyte did voicework for this game???

Back in the day we used to have to sneak out to the barn when Uncle Alan was in deep in the bottles to get this kind of gameplay experience.

This happened to my buddy mikli once

I've not lived an ordinary life. I was born on a military base in the south of Italy to the local militia leader and one of the women he kept as his "attendants". It wasn't an easy upbringing, but sometimes Uncle Alan would let us do something quite like this game to the local farmers.

Nothing special but good for killing some time

Fuck around with a friend simulator.

Mario is a little overweight, and his princess obsession is getting old. Bowser is a rapist icon. This game was pretty good but so much of it was insanely easy to the point where I don't know when I was playing the game and when the game was playing itself. Should it feel like that? Is that what fun is? Getting to the goal without actually exerting yourself?

Did I smile? Multiple times. I would even LOL if Mario's nipples could break diamonds in the ice level. But I don't know if the win was earned. Where were the hard bosses?

Can't believe Nintendo finally hired the man to make the dinosaur and the dragon. Were these choices made by the man or did Nintendo tell the man to make lizards. Why is he so good at lizards specifically? Must investigate further.

Pleb-filter me once, shame on me.
Pleb-filter me twice, shame on me.

I dropped this game a decade ago and I dropped it again today.
I just cannot be assed to play this game
Sorry atmosphere chads.

"Lolo is not gifted in strength or agility...but has great courage and patience,"
This Lolo guy.....He might be stronger than Kirby...This ... Lolo character... Did what Mario could not do in a quadrillion games...

Not gonna lie I looked up like 3-4 puzzles; some of these are kinda busted. Fun game. I will never play it again. I will, however, look back on my time with Lalo very fondly.


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